Common Trans Paradoxes:

Trans women: PUNCH TERFS! KILL TERFS! STAB TERFS!
Also Trans women: We totally won't attack you in female spaces or anything.

Trans women: WE ARE NO DIFFERENT THAN CIS WOMEN!
Also Trans women: WE ARE THE MOOOOOOST HARASSED AND RAPED AND MARGINALIZED PEOPLE EVER! CIS PRIVILEGE IS REAL!

Trans women: We aren't erasing women!
Also Trans women: Vulva cupcakes kill!

Trans women: We aren't harassing or erasing lesbians!
Also trans women: FUCK ME OR YOU'RE A BIGOT AND I'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE!

Trans women: We aren't just men in dresses or women in suits!
Also trans women: THIS HISTORICAL CROSS DRESSER WAS TRANS!

Trans women: Vaginas aren't female! Penises aren't male! It's not all about genitals!
Also trans women: Pleasepleasepleaseplease contribute to our GoFundMe so we can change our genitals or else we'll kill ourselves.

Trans women: It's not all about passing!
Also trans women: Pleasepleasepleaseplease contribute to our GoFundMe so we can pass or else we'll kill ourselves.

Trans women: It's not about genitals!
Also trans woman: That drag queen can't perform here because he doesn't have the right genitals!

I'm sure you folks can come up with plenty of other examples....I'm just so tired of this crap.