Stankassnignog #racist niggermania.net

A friend of mine moved a couple of hours away to the mountains a few years back. He is a pretty good guy and has a bike too so we decided I would visit and we could do some nice motorcycle riding in the mountains. When I got off the highway a few miles from his house I decided to get some fast food. The place was staffed with nothing but white people, I just couldn't believe it. What surprised me next was the food was great, for fast food anyway, and tasted as good as I remembered from eating it as a kid.

About two days into this vacation my friend his wife and I went to a brew pub for dinner. Same thing, not a nigger in sight. So on the way home I said how nice the area was and I hadn't seen any groids around, he told me "yeah you might see one once in awhile, but not very often. We were at a stoplight when he said that and then a cop car pulled up next to us. This is where it gets good. There in the back of the police car.....you guessed it, the town nigger. It was the first nigger I had seen in three days and he was on his way to jail! We laughed pretty hard, the timing was perfect.

I asked how he found such a nice place to live, he told me he had looked the county up on the internet and the statistics are there for total population, race percentages, age percentages, median income, all kinds of useful information. He said niggers were picking on his daughter at school because she was white so he found a place to live without hardly any. That was several years ago, I went there a couple of times this year and now you may see a couple now and then, but there are still not many at all. They also seem rather tame and polite compared to city niggers. All the years I had known him I never knew he was a NM.

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