So I am driving along, and the coon pulls into the right lane, I cross the intersection and get into the left. I needed to get home for an installation, and driving a little faster than usual. I blow past this ugly coon's POS truck (still in my lane), and all of a sudden, it starts chimping out, yelling out the windows, even though it was turning and I was going straight.

I mean, WTF? He was stuck, so in addition to giving him the finger, I yelled, "Shaddap, you fucking ugly coon." That got him really riled, and the others in the turn lane began honking at this out of control boon. I laughed and laughed. I hope your anger percolates on the way home, you ugly ape, and you end up in the zoo with the other animals.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!