Site/Off-Topic Discussion Thread 6

Return of the Boogaloo

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Site/Off-Topic Discussion Thread 6, Brought to you by direct-inverse morphosyntactic alignment 95 Comments [11/1/2017 3:12:50 AM]
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I honestly thought Stewart was dying - his trailing off was kind of worrisome. Where would we be without the Mad Priest of Guam?

12/22/2017 2:48:00 AM



yo, if this one gets greenlit, I accidentally sent it to FSTDT instead of SSTDT.

http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=135413

12/22/2017 8:13:21 AM

shy

Just realized something: "Alt-left" won't be eligible for the Fundie Word Redefinition Project award, because it never had a coherent meaning to start with.

12/22/2017 5:52:02 PM

Kanzenkankaku

I think there was a group of people that called themselves the alt-left (I found an "AlternativeLeft" subreddit at the very least) and I'm pretty sure they're not happy about fundies using their name as an incoherent slur.

12/22/2017 10:01:11 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

If I remember correctly, TimeToTurn and maybe NeoMatrix used the term "Alt-Left" to refer to themselves.

12/23/2017 2:09:09 PM

dxdydz

Hey shy, we still need the 'go to top' and 'go to bottom' buttons on the random quote pages.

12/28/2017 6:53:38 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

(One-and-a--quarter hour belated) Happy New Year from Germany!

12/31/2017 5:14:19 PM

SomeApe

Did everyone survive the annual end of the world?

Should we leave Lookie in 2017 as Kanna and Joules propose?

Edit:
I officially don't approve RetroSpriteResources posts anymore.

1/2/2018 2:30:42 AM

SomeApe

Guys. I have a hypothesis.
As we probably all know, in Leviticus 19:28 yahweh forbids tatoos:
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

I have an idea why:
Revelation talks about various marks, for example:
3:12
Him that overcometh will I make a pillar in the temple of my God, and he shall go no more out: and I will write upon him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, which is new Jerusalem, which cometh down out of heaven from my God: and I will write upon him my new name.

As 9:4 reveals (pun intented), this is necessary for the seven apocalyptic angels, so they don't accidentally torment righteous christians:
9:4
And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.

Later, the same thing happens with those who worship the "beast":
13:16
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads

This is because:
14:9-10
And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God
, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and blahblahblah

Now think about that:

How are those angels gonna find the right tatoo if you're covered with them?

Maybe you're so covered in tatoos by the time armageddon hits, there's no place left to give you the mark of the beast/blessed. (Maybe god should have left that bit of foreskin after all, right?)

Or maybe he didn't want people to cheat.
"I'm getting a YHWH tatoo to fuck with the angels"

What do you think?
At least makes more sense than most of the bible :)

Edit: I guess next I have to tackle why old yah forbid polyester and shrimp cocktails.
Stay tuned.


Edit2: Wait, wait, wait.
Maybe yah is collecting all those foreskins so he has some skin left even if someone cheats! That's his failsafe! That's why he's so obsessed with circumcision! And he glues them back on and tells the angels: "If you see a full tatooed man, look at his dick."

1/8/2018 12:21:41 PM

Anon-e-moose

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=93000&Page=3

Concerning this 'Illoonymati' 419 scam spammer, perhaps it's time to finish what Distind started, re. stopping such.

Let that thread die.

1/9/2018 9:33:17 PM

Kanzenkankaku

Is it just me or are things a little bit slow, especially in regards to the category voting thread.

1/11/2018 2:18:42 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@SomeApe:
LOL

1/11/2018 5:07:01 PM

SomeApe

@Kanzenkankaku:
Yes, I think I'll put a reminder here and there.

1/12/2018 11:49:15 AM

shy

Sorry, guys, I can't say much right now, but there's been a family emergency and I'll probably be gone for the next few days and not around much for a short while after that. Don't worry about me; I am fine. Please send your thoughts and prayers to my husband and his family instead: his father died, and it was sudden and unexpected, so he is taking it very hard. We have a flight to where his family lives today.

I promise I will try to have the quotes nominations up for the FSTDT Awards as soon as I can! I was actually starting to work on it yesterday when we got the news. So you guys have at least something for the time being, here are the user categories that won by popular vote:

• Abuse Apologist
• Evo Psycho Award
• Jack Chick Memorial Award
• Most Obnoxious Style Award
• Science Denialist Award
• Vogon Award
• Watchlist Award

I decided to stop at seven because it's a good, lucky number, and there were way too many ties past that.

I am also adding these two user nominations to the list because of their topical relevance the past year:

• Flat Earth Award: ...it's like a ton of them suddenly came out of literally nowhere.
• Heteronormative Crusader: Because Australia got marriage equality, and people stateside think being legally required to do equal business with same-sex couples is persecution and literally tantamount to the Holocaust.

1/18/2018 12:06:13 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

*transforms into a hekatocheir and hecto-hugs shy's husband and in-laws*

1/18/2018 2:11:31 PM

KingOfRhye

Someone's spamming Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue pictures.....for, uh, some reason.

1/19/2018 9:09:49 PM

Anon-e-moose

^ This. Revenge by the 419 scam lad for his Iloonymati-ism being given the Mjolnir treatment? But then I'm reminded of this instance:

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=94327&Page=3#1540017

@Fräulein

kill all Muslims is filling up the whole thing with pictures of scantily clad women from Sports Illustrated


So this previous spammer - with the same M.O. - has returned? Distind dealt with such then.

He's only reached this far on the main page as of my typing this:

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=135995

So hopefully this retard - and his activities - can be nipped in the bud in time.

Perhaps time for stronger security other than '[ ] I'm not a spambot', shy/mods. Someone's not going by the script: with a script.

Nuke the s(h)ite from orbit via making it so that only those who have registered can comment? It's the only way to be sure.

1/19/2018 9:14:38 PM


Pharaoh Bastethotep

Two of the IPs the troll used were formerly used by Nomen Nescio.

But let me give you one piece of advice, troll: If your idea of grieving is hot chicks in revealing clothes, you are doing it wrong.

1/20/2018 9:19:49 AM

SomeApe

@shy:

Please feel free to take your time. The quote of the year is really not that important. All my best wishes to your husband.

1/21/2018 4:48:33 AM

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