2017 FSTDT Awards

Category Nominations

Quote# 133675

Standard Categories
(Don't vote for these! They're "safe.")

The quote of the year
• Religious
• Wingnut
• Moonbat
• Conspiracy theorist
• Racist
• Sexist: Misogynist
• Sexist: Misandrist
• Sexist: Binarist
• Funniest
• Nightmare fuel
• WTF?! (For incomprehensible and just plain bizarre stuff, such as this)
• Fundie Word Redefinition Project
• Forum / Site
• Conspiracy theory (not the same as conspiracy theorist)

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Nominated Categories

UFOnaut of the year (shy): Quotes about UFOs, aliens, alien-like "extradimensional entities," and so forth. These sorts of quotes are just inherently funny to me for some reason, and this has been a banner year for them; see here, here, and here

Neo-Dadaist Award (shy): For excellence in word salad.

Jack Chick Memorial Award (Bastethotep): For "best" cartoon

Historical Revisionist Award (Bastethotep): Self-explanatory

Hannibal Lecter Wannabe of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for deranged sickos with delusions of being a diabolic mastermind playing fiendish mindgames. Examples: everything by cantfightnature, this post by Alia Harkonnen, or this.

Evo Psycho of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for the worst instance of biologistic pseudoscience.

Edgelord of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): - self-explanatory.

Most Obnoxious Style of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): - e.g. Tim Rattay's delusions of intellectual pwnage, Chateau Heartiste's pseudointellectual vulgarism, Mike King's self-indulgent attempts at snark...

Vogon of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for the worst poem.

Pseudointellectual of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): - self-explanatory.

Unreliable Narrator of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for incel or ***maniac anecdotes that are, at best, obviously warped beyond recognition, if not outright fabrications.

Failed Statesman of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for neoreactionaries and other crackpots of political philosophy, e. g. "Libertarian Fascism".

Xenophobe Award (hydrolythe): Self-explanatory

Veruca Salt Award (Salami): For achievements in unwarranted entitlement and whining

No Fun Allowed Award (Salami): Self-explanatory

Trump Award (Salami): They'd be scary if they weren't so stupid and ineffectual. See here for additional explanation.

Science Denialist Award (dxdydz): Self-explanatory

Numerologist Award (dxdydz): Because "Numerologist of the year" = 4 words therefore Illuminati

Armchair Anarchist Award (Insult to Rocks): Self-explanatory

TERF Award (Insult to Rocks): Self-explanatory

Tankie Award (Insult to Rocks): Self-explanatory

Cray-Cray for Pay Award (Hu's on First): For people in it for the money.

Eugenicist Award (Hu's on First, with name from Salami): Self-explanatory

Basement Brownshirt Award (JeanP): For fascists / alt-righters

Dunning-Kruger Award (mikeandike): See here

Albedo Award (mikeandike): For those shiny, shiny mirrors

Graphic Design Dropout Award (mikeandike): Because graphic & web design have come a long way since the '90s.

Dr. Quack, M.D. Award (mikeandike): For worst medical advice or worst news story of parents killing their children through action/inaction based on religious/nonreligious quackery or medical pseudoscience.

Written One-Handed Award (Vman): They were obviously fapping while typing this.

First World Problems Award (Vman, FMS): "Look at how terrible my life is! And don't tell me that I have it good just because everything is provided to me free of charge in my very own air-conditioned basement!"

"A God Am I!" Award (Vman): For those who claim hardcore superpowers or otherwise have some really impressive delusions of grandeur.

Unintentional Hilarity Award (Vman): Self-explanatory

Glutton for punishment Award (SomeApe): For the most stubborn trolls visiting us here, f.e. C**mib or James Wilson...

Ironclad Closet Award (The Reptilian Jew): For sexists who are really, really interested in Chad or homophobes all too fascinated by all that manly buttsex.

Jargon Schmargon Award (The Reptilian Jew): For the fundies who insistently use their very own, very atrocious terminology. (e.g. Chateau Heartiste, incels, niggermaniacs etc.)

Watchlist Award (The Reptilian Jew): For those who you really, really hope are watched by the feds.

Diet Police Award (hydrolythe): For those people that oppose your daily diet for stupid reasons. Example.

Obsession Award (hydrolythe): For those who so passionately love or hate something that it becomes an obsession. Example.

Abuse Apologist Award (hydrolythe): For those who believe abuse isn't an issue. It includes mental, physical, sexual and financial abuse and is regardless of age or species:
Examples: a pedo, a zoophile and a wannabe enslaver of women.

Tara Gilesbie Award (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for incomprehensibility and/or unintentional hillarity due to bad Engish.

Bizarro World (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for the most delusional commentary on world affairs. such as this or everything by the UK North Korea Friendship Society.

Terry Pratchett Memorial Award (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for flatearthers.

Crank Magnetism Award (Pharaoh Bastethotep): see here

Sicko of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep): for all those paedos and bestialites we got this year.

"They're all out to get me!" Award (Jocasta McFucken): for paranoia above and beyond the call, etc.

Gold Medal in Mental Gymnastics (Dizzy Dream): for those mind bendingly large leaps of logic.

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Kanzenkankaku

Seconding Unreliable Narrator, Lecter Wannabe, Vogon, Historical Revionists, Jack Chick Memorial, Cray-Cray for Pay, and Science Denialists.

TERFs should be eligible for Sexists of the Year, Tankies and Anarkiddies/Armchair Anarchists/whatever you wanna call embarrassing fundie Anarchists should be eligible for Fundie Moonbat award.

11/7/2017 11:20:07 AM

Kanzenkankaku

Seconding Unreliable Narrator, Lecter Wannabe, Vogon, Historical Revionists, Jack Chick Memorial, Cray-Cray for Pay, and Science Denialists.

TERFs should be eligible for Sexists of the Year, Tankies and Anarkiddies/Armchair Anarchists/whatever you wanna call embarrassing fundie Anarchists should be eligible for Fundie Moonbat award.

Also the No Fun Allowed award is the best award and we should make it a thing.

11/7/2017 11:26:37 AM

Vman

Written One-Handed Award: They were obviously fapping while typing this.

"We Have To Dig Deeper!" Award: Going where no-one has gone before, these people have shown us new horizons of twistedness, disgust, disturbing fantasy or bottom-feeding.

First World Problems Award: "Look at how terrible my life is! And don't tell me that I have it good just because everything is provided to me free of charge in my very own air-conditioned basement!"

"A God Am I!" Award: For those who claim hardcore superpowers or otherwise have some really impressive delusions of grandeur.

Unintentional Hilarity Award: Self-explanatory

11/7/2017 5:21:49 PM

FMS

We need a Woe is Me Award. If we haven't already.

11/7/2017 7:02:50 PM

SomeApe

In the words of KingOfRhye:

Glutton for punishment Award
For the most stubborn trolls visiting us here, f.e. C**mib or James Wilson...

11/10/2017 9:45:37 AM

shy

Nominated a second category myself. I'll get your nominations added too in just a sec!! I somehow didn't notice the comments on this post had a second page now. Fail.

11/10/2017 2:24:56 PM

hydrolythe

Diet Police Award: For those people that oppose your daily diet for stupid reasons. Ex: http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=132076

Obsession Award: For those who so passionately love or hate something that it becomes an obsession. Ex: http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=130627

Abuse Apologist Award: For those who believe abuse isn't an issue. It includes mental, physical, sexual and financial abuse and is regardless of age or species:
Examples:
*http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=133733
*http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=130088
*http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=133985

11/12/2017 3:25:18 AM

pyro

At this rate, we're going to have more awards than posts in 2017...

Not to mention the fact that the "woe is me" award is going to have a lot of overlap with the "first world problems" award. And the "we have to dig deeper" award has a lot of overlap with "nightmare fuel."

11/12/2017 11:18:37 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Tara Gilesbie Award for incomprehensibility and/or unintentional hillarity due to bad Engish.

Bizarro World for the most delusional commentary on world affairs. such as this or everything by the UK North Korea Friendship Society.

Terry Pratchet Memorial Award for flatearthers.

Crank Magnetism Award: see here

11/13/2017 12:47:35 PM

Daspletosaurus

I vote to split Sexist.

11/15/2017 6:22:50 AM

dxdydz

When we do the vote can we limit this to a 'vote for five (or some other reasonable number) category suggestions that aren't your own' kind of thing?

11/15/2017 9:06:43 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Sicko of the Year for all those paedos and bestialites we got this years.

11/16/2017 11:30:37 AM

Jocasta McFucken

Jack Chick Memorial Award for the worst cartoonist

Xenophobe

Dunning-Kruger

How about something like a "They're all out to get me" award for paranoia above and beyond the call, etc.?

11/16/2017 7:36:07 PM

shy

@pyro, dxdydz: The number of categories with quotes up for vote is going to narrow down very, very drastically. Thing is, I don't know to which. I'm going to require at least five nominations from three different fundies for a category's nominations to go up for vote. Nominating quotes is what we're going to do next, and it's going to be partially automated. I got my PHP script cocked like a gun and ready to go this time. But let everybody get their ideas out first.

I highly, strongly doubt anything close to every single category is going to have enough contenders. I still wanted ideas for new categories, and turns out I got them and then some!! I was only expecting about 23-24 comments with only a handful of nominations, and I was only expecting a couple of them to wind up culled after quotes were nominated. I am more than happy to be wrong about this, though.

Also, big big big thanks to Bastethotep for keeping up with the nominations! Also, thanks to SomeApe for nudging me. The list of categories will be updated soon.

11/17/2017 5:01:31 AM

dxdydz

We had it last year and I think we should have it this year: Conspiracy theory of the year. I know it doesn't fit into the 'just doing quotes' thing, but it's fun.

11/18/2017 11:54:08 PM

Salami

Trump Award for Buffoonery in Bigotry

You know those fundies that are obviously trying to hard to seem cool, scary, effective, and badass but it just comes off as pathetic or childish instead? Stuff that would ordinarily get into nightmare fuel territory if it were in any context and in light of any events but the one it happens to be in and/or done by anybody but the fundie in question? Well, that's what this award is for. Distinguished from the unintentional hilarity award because it has to be the sort of thing that was clearly trying to be badass, cool, powerful, or nightmare fuel but is the exact opposite as opposed to just something the fundie just wanted people to take seriously. Distinguished from the edgelord award in that it for the most part honestly reflects the fundie's (turgid) beliefs and is not allowed to actually succeed at being nightmare fuel on any level. It also has to be completely stupid and ill-thought out.

Some examples:
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=134364
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=134181
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=134157

11/19/2017 5:53:29 PM

SomeApe

@Salami:
Good idea, but Patrick trying to be badass? I think he's the most polite troll I've ever saw!

11/20/2017 8:07:02 AM

Dizzy Dream

How about 'Gold Medal in Mental Gymnastics' for those mind bendingly large leaps of logic.

11/20/2017 1:08:41 PM

Salami

@SomeApe

He was trying to make his stand against his windmills of choice (British gov't, FSTDT, etc.), defiantly against the odds of what they throw at him. But well, they're just windmills. So what's supposed to be a confident taking a stand kind of thing is just plain goofy and ridiculous instead.

However, if you have more fitting quotes, show me and I'll replace the link accordingly.

11/20/2017 2:28:20 PM

The Reptilian Jew

My nominations:

* Ironclad Closet Award (for sexists who are really, really interested in Chad or homophobes all too fascinated by all that nasty buttsex)

* Jargon Schmargon Award (for the fundies who use their very own, very atrocious terminology. I.e. Chateau Heartiste, incels, niggermaniacs etc.)

* Watchlist Award (for those who you really, really hope are watched by the feds.)

Also last year's regulars: conspiracy theory of the year, commenter of the year, forum of the year.

11/22/2017 2:26:23 PM

pyro

The Fundie Word Redefinition Project Award, for wishing very hard that people would classify abortion as murder, consensual same-gender sex as rape, and atheism as treason.

11/28/2017 10:07:54 AM

mikeandike

Just thought of another one:

Graphic Design Dropout Award

For the worst formatted website. Think something like flashing gifs/poorly placed text/bizzare webpage format, etc. Demon Busters is an example of that which I speak of.

11/29/2017 5:30:43 AM

mikeandike

Can't edit the last post, so I figured I'd make this one:

Dr. Quack, M.D. Award

For worst medical advice or worst news story of parents killing their children through action/inaction based on religious/nonreligious quackery or medical pseudoscience

11/29/2017 5:42:03 AM

shy

I'll have everybody's categories on the quotes nomination form! For your category to make it to final voting, it will have to have at least 5 quotes by 3 different fundies nominated. Also, thanks everybody for your nominations!

11/29/2017 1:59:06 PM

hydrolythe

@shy
To allow for the inclusion of the Xenophobe award. I decided to include some quotes as examples:
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=131131
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=133137
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=134101
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=134120
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=132498

There are probably more, but these are from different people and stick out like a sore thumb.

11/29/2017 2:24:58 PM

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