2017 FSTDT Awards
Quote# 133675Standard Categories
(Don't vote for these! They're "safe.")
quote of the year
• Conspiracy theorist
• Sexist: Misogynist
• Sexist: Misandrist
• Sexist: Binarist
• Nightmare fuel
• WTF?! (For incomprehensible and just plain bizarre stuff, such as this
• Fundie Word Redefinition Project
• Forum / Site
• Conspiracy theory
(not the same as conspiracy theorist
• UFOnaut of the year (shy):
Quotes about UFOs, aliens, alien-like "extradimensional entities," and so forth. These sorts of quotes are just inherently funny to me for some reason, and this has been a banner year for them; see here
, and here
• Neo-Dadaist Award (shy):
For excellence in word salad.
• Jack Chick Memorial Award (Bastethotep):
For "best" cartoon
• Historical Revisionist Award (Bastethotep):
• Hannibal Lecter Wannabe of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
for deranged sickos with delusions of being a diabolic mastermind playing fiendish mindgames. Examples: everything by cantfightnature, this post by Alia Harkonnen
, or this
• Evo Psycho of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
for the worst instance of biologistic pseudoscience.
• Edgelord of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
• Most Obnoxious Style of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
- e.g. Tim Rattay's delusions of intellectual pwnage, Chateau Heartiste's pseudointellectual vulgarism, Mike King's self-indulgent attempts at snark...
• Vogon of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
for the worst poem.
• Pseudointellectual of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
• Unreliable Narrator of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
for incel or ***maniac anecdotes that are, at best, obviously warped beyond recognition, if not outright fabrications.
• Failed Statesman of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
for neoreactionaries and other crackpots of political philosophy, e. g. "Libertarian Fascism"
• Xenophobe Award (hydrolythe):
• Veruca Salt Award (Salami):
For achievements in unwarranted entitlement and whining
• No Fun Allowed Award (Salami):
• Trump Award (Salami):
They'd be scary if they weren't so stupid and ineffectual. See here
for additional explanation.
• Science Denialist Award (dxdydz):
• Numerologist Award (dxdydz):
Because "Numerologist of the year" = 4 words therefore Illuminati
• Armchair Anarchist Award (Insult to Rocks):
• TERF Award (Insult to Rocks):
• Tankie Award (Insult to Rocks):
• Cray-Cray for Pay Award (Hu's on First):
For people in it for the money.
• Eugenicist Award (Hu's on First, with name from Salami):
• Basement Brownshirt Award (JeanP):
For fascists / alt-righters
• Dunning-Kruger Award (mikeandike):
• Albedo Award (mikeandike):
For those shiny, shiny mirrors
• Graphic Design Dropout Award (mikeandike):
Because graphic & web design have come a long way since the '90s.
• Dr. Quack, M.D. Award (mikeandike):
For worst medical advice or
worst news story of parents killing their children through action/inaction based on religious/nonreligious quackery or medical pseudoscience.
• Written One-Handed Award (Vman):
They were obviously fapping while typing this.
• First World Problems Award (Vman, FMS):
"Look at how terrible my life is! And don't tell me that I have it good just because everything is provided to me free of charge in my very own air-conditioned basement!"
• "A God Am I!" Award (Vman):
For those who claim hardcore superpowers or otherwise have some really impressive delusions of grandeur.
• Unintentional Hilarity Award (Vman):
• Glutton for punishment Award (SomeApe):
For the most stubborn trolls visiting us here, f.e. C**mib or James Wilson...
• Ironclad Closet Award (The Reptilian Jew):
For sexists who are really, really interested in Chad or
homophobes all too fascinated by all that manly buttsex.
• Jargon Schmargon Award (The Reptilian Jew):
For the fundies who insistently use their very own, very atrocious terminology. (e.g. Chateau Heartiste, incels, niggermaniacs etc.)
• Watchlist Award (The Reptilian Jew):
For those who you really, really hope are watched by the feds.
• Diet Police Award (hydrolythe):
For those people that oppose your daily diet for stupid reasons. Example.
• Obsession Award (hydrolythe):
For those who so passionately love or hate something that it becomes an obsession. Example.
• Abuse Apologist Award (hydrolythe):
For those who believe abuse isn't an issue. It includes mental, physical, sexual and financial abuse and is regardless of age or species:
Examples: a pedo
, a zoophile
and a wannabe enslaver of women
• Tara Gilesbie Award (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
for incomprehensibility and/or unintentional hillarity due to bad Engish.
• Bizarro World (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
for the most delusional commentary on world affairs. such as this
or everything by the UK North Korea Friendship Society.
• Terry Pratchett Memorial Award (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
• Crank Magnetism Award (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
• Sicko of the Year (Pharaoh Bastethotep):
for all those paedos and bestialites we got this year.
• "They're all out to get me!" Award (Jocasta McFucken):
for paranoia above and beyond the call, etc.
• Gold Medal in Mental Gymnastics (Dizzy Dream):
for those mind bendingly large leaps of logic.
2017 FSTDT Awards Categories, Brought to you by you! 51 Comments
[11/1/2017 2:34:46 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: shy