Long story short, I bought a cheap car for my inlaws because they were supposedly poor - come to find out they were (illegally!) gambling their money away instead and don't want to be grandparents to their one and only grandchild. When we confronted them about it, they got mad and threw the keys back at me (car is still in my name.)

So now I've got this cheap car (~$2500) that I've put a little bit into (fixed the A/C, window regulators, tinted the windows, fixed the brakes, etc.) Parts didn't cost much and of course my labor is "free." Car is actually very clean inside and out, runs good and doesn't look half bad either. If I can get $2500, I'll be ahead a few hundred and happy. KBB is less than that of course, but this car is relatively low milage for its age.

Good thing is, here out in the country where it didn't flood as much during Harvey, people are looking for non-flooded cars (thousands upon thousands of cars were flooded in the hurricane.) I figure it's a seller's market at this point and I want to take advantage of it. What I need help with is wordsmithing and speaking to potential buyers to avoid coontacts.

I've already put the car up on my local county website on Facebook and had a few people interested in it, but this evening I got a sheboon from Houston wanting to come out and see it. She's already asking if the price is negotiable (to which I said no, of course.) I suspect I'll have to put the car on Craigslist which is why I'm asking for help. I've had good success with transactions on there before, just never sold a car. In fact, we bought this car off Craigslist from a nice young couple.

I don't give a shit about sob stories but I don't want some nigger trying to pull one over on me. I've got a GPS tracker in the car at the moment (that's how we busted the inlaws for gambling their SS checks away and whining that they're poor) so if they run off with it, I'll be able to find them pretty quick. I've sold other stuff before but not a car (other than trading in old vehicles at a dealership.)

Obviously bill of sale is paramount but I figure I'll tell potential buyers that I'll meet them at my local police station for them to look at it (it's not too far for me to drive it there) and only during daylight hours. I don't want a bounced check or any other horseshit payment method either - I'm going to tell potential buyers "cash only" just like the people we bought it from.

Any thoughts on wording the advert to help avoid the groid?