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Did the Holy Ghost or God come upon Mary?

Spud, Religion and Ethics 20 Comments [10/12/2017 3:12:55 AM]
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SomeApe

Hmm.. maybe it was a holy threesome..?

10/12/2017 3:14:47 AM

Shepard Solus

Pretty sure they came inside her, whichever of them it was. This is why sex ed needs to be mandatory, people.

10/12/2017 3:16:16 AM

Prager

Maybe they made a Mary Sandwich.

10/12/2017 3:57:16 AM

Belisarius

How is this fundie in the slightest?

10/12/2017 4:35:03 AM

DarkPhoenix

@Belisarius: The commenter in question has quite a history here, so I'm assuming this IS indeed another fundie quote.

10/12/2017 4:54:15 AM

Kanna

And did he come on the right side of the bed or the left side? Did he pick up his socks afterwards? Your soul for all eternity depends upon getting this right, but no, I don't want to pressure you...

10/12/2017 5:50:11 AM

Hugh G Rection

It was the holy ghost. He came upon Mary's face, threw a 20 on the nightstand, wiped his dick on the drapes, and climbed out the window.

10/12/2017 6:18:47 AM

Indicible

Whoever it was, it was statutory rape and adultery.

10/12/2017 6:35:30 AM

Anon-e-moose



Holy Bukkake, Batman!

X3

10/12/2017 6:43:16 AM

creativerealms

Uh uh lol hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

10/12/2017 7:36:30 AM

Dizzy Dream

I'm pretty sure that came out wrong.

10/12/2017 8:27:09 AM



Kinky

10/12/2017 10:18:44 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Kanna
Did he pick up his socks afterwards?

He kept them on, and a Lone Ranger mask. I saw the movie.

10/12/2017 10:23:53 AM

Skide

Yes, 3 times in fact, though there might`ve been some ghost loads as well...

10/12/2017 2:28:45 PM

Chloe

@SomeApe

Nah, it'd be a foursome since it's three in one.

10/12/2017 8:06:45 PM

Titania

Nobody knows exactly, but they were drinking some pretty strong spirits that night.

10/13/2017 12:26:25 AM

Thinking Allowed

Which god Potato Head?

10/13/2017 7:41:28 AM

The Angry Dybbuk

Ohhh, Spudrick, you naughty boy...how many whacks for that abortion of a sentence?

10/13/2017 8:00:00 PM

RiJayden

I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole. I'm still laughing!!

10/13/2017 8:24:18 PM

SpukiKitty

Since the Holy Spirit is an aspect of God, your question is rather ridiculous.

Innuendos aside; What is Mr. Potatohead trying to get at? Does he think the Trinity is literally 3 separate Deities?

10/14/2017 12:30:37 PM

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