I know I would never trust her, and also she could never be my best mate, I know how that would go, she'd just end up hating me. Your girlfriend is crushing on others, thinking about exes, and will leave you if a better offer comes along, anyone can send her sappy texts and indie crap music but if she can get a better dick to go with it, she will.

Or she'll just grow out of it and need to accessorize herself with a new, different styled norman so that she can get better stories to exploit when hipsters go out of style.