raisinhead #racist niggermania.net

The other night I was on the night shift and lit up a nigger running with no lights on at all. When I pulled him over he turned on his lights. When I got to the door he had the window down and the smell was bad to say the least. It's smelled like a combination of a Black and Mild, sweat, and some kind of cologne that he must have just put on. I asked why he was running with no light's. He tried to be slick and tell me they were on the whole time and I must be mistaken. I don't think so nigger. So I take his license and look at it. To my surprise the address that he had was the same as the place I am at now. By the way I will be moving due to more niggers coming in and fuxating the whole place. I quickly deducted that he lived there at some point and moved with out renewing his license. I thought this nigger has a warrant for something.

I asked "how long have you lived at this address?" He lied and said he has been there for 5 years. I have been there for two. So he probably had a one year lease and then moved. Maybe it was evicted for not paying the rent. That happens a lot in this complex. So I check the computer and sure enough a warrant was issued for FTA and it was a matter of time when the police would be showing up at my door. It happened a few month's back when they were looking for some sow that had unpaid tickets. So back up was called and he got a ride to NU. He tried the race card crap along with standard "I dindu nuffin" and was told to shut up. You should have seen the dumb look on it's ape face when I told him I knew he was lying about how long he was living at that address. How beez that? I told him because that's where I am at now. What are the odds this happening to me? This nigger was moving to stay ahead of the bill collectors and the police.

This is today. I looked into this niggers file and he got several tickets for speeding, parking and a few others. All with the old address. He is sticking by his story that he still lives there. That makes me wonder if the locks were changed after each tenant moved out.

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