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I Honestly Think We Should Force People to Get Married at Age 15

-You get one true love instead of heartbreak after heartbreak

-Abolishes degenerate hookup culture

-Avoids STDs

-Eliminates the anxiety and loneliness and depression that comes with singleness

-Time to build a relationship rather than screw around with a bunch of strangers

-Subhumans such as myself will be offed if they don't get married, sparing us the misery

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