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TranscriptHOMOSEXUALITY: LEGITIMATE, ALTERNATE DEATHSTYLE by dick hafer [A gay man shouts "NO! IT'S ALL LIES! DON'T READ THIS BOOK!" as he is being carried away.] you catch from the sodomites? What should the Christian's attitude be toward sodomites? Which lies do they want you to believe?deathstyle of the homosexuals.
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Hey, what a fun game! I'm homosexual, let's see here:
Deathstyle actually sounds pretty cool :D
That comic is the most closeted homophobic tract in history. There is AN ENTIRE CHAPTER devoted to "The Physical Acts", as well as a drawing of an orgy in the bathhouse section!image
From the beginning of said chapter on The Physical Acts:harmful and damaging !"UGH!! "kissing - and that means saliva exchange . Many sexual and non-sexual diseases are spread through saliva."
@ChrisBP747
It's a retroviral disease that jumped from apes to humans in Africa, probably because those apes were eaten.
'Do you know what a "golden shower" is? Have you ever heard of "fisting"? What really happens in gay baths? I had to do repeated, extensive personal research about all these terrible things, just for your sake; the least you could do is buy my book. Please. I really need the money to buy off that guy who took a screenshot of my Grindr profile.'
Signed,
Dick.
A guy named Dick Hafer wrote this? Oh, this has to be a deep cover parody, right?
Also, I learned of golden showers (don't google that its disgusting) through one of many of Trump's sex scandals. You know, Trump, a straight man.
Thank you for your concern about the health and well-being of gays.
You know, the drug addict lifestyle is hazardous to the user as well as society at large, since they often take to crime to support the habit. Unregulated prostitution also spreads disease and crime. Perhaps you could spend an equal amount of time warning people about these ills.
In the meantime, please explain why the sexual activities of people you don't know and actions you don't participate in are any of your business.
Have a Dick much...?!
(*Sniff-sniff *)
...ah, the smell of Closet. With a metallic tang, too; Armoured , I'd say.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked...?! [/KingOfRhye]
I know what a golden shower is... it's what R. Kelly gave to an underage girl.
And wouldn't you know it he's not the target of similar inquisitions and smear campaigns by the likes of you. Weird how those sexual acts you are obsessively focused on just aren't quite so scandalous for heterosexuals.
#2103573
I know what a golden shower is. Most of America does because of Trump
So does Nige FaRAGE:
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Because of the bollocks-up of 'Brexit' by a certain Dead Woman Walking: certainly because of what happened on 8th June, he's getting pissed on.
And it's not wise to piss off so many companies - who'll make so many Conservative voters lose their jobs via said companies upping sticks & leaving the country - should a 'No Deal Brexit' happen, Nigeypoos...! [/Jacob Rees-Mogg]
*HOOBOY*! I've read this!
This comic is super-offensive, monstrously homophobic and is worse than Jack Chick....yet it's still weirdly hilarious! It's so ridiculous that you can't help but chuckle at the stupid and how it's drawn and presented.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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