(ItheIthe)
All Women are Virgins. Here's Why.

"But we were in a committed relationship!"

"I was drunk and not thinking straight!"

"He wore a condom so it doesn't count!"

"It was anal, he never touched my vagina!"

"It was only a handjob!"

"It was only a blowjob!"

"It was after a breakup. I needed to feel better!"

"I was on vacation. That's what vacations for!"

"He was my boss and I needed a promotion!"

Feel free to add.

(Alia_Harkonnen)

"It was in the past and past doesn't exist in the present"

"I was still finding myself, so it's not like the real me was doing it"