Anyone who has engaged in the fruitless and pointless speculation regarding the nature and origin of the nigger has undoubtedly asked themselves not only "why" such a completely pointless, antithetical-to-all-things-decent entity could possibly exist (and destroyed perfectly good brain cells in the process) but most likely also asked quite simply "how" such an aberration could possibly exist.

After all, even noisome, parasitical species like sewer rats and cockroaches still seem to live in seeming harmony with their environment in their own weird way, and even termites serve a useful purpose in the sense that they decompose organic matter in a necessary step in the "cycle of life". Aside from providing inadvertent comedic subject material, the nigger seems to occupy a unique role in the grand cosmic hierarchy of existence in that it serves no useful purpose whatsoever. Yet somehow, it came into being and manages to perpetuate itself (to an increasingly unsustainable degree.) How is this so?

Atheists, nonbelievers, and proponents of Darwinian evolution will naturally point to the nigger as a final, definitive refutation of "intelligent design" by saying that clearly, nothing resembling "intelligence" could be responsible for the same travesty responsible for jenkem, the (c)rap "music" of the likes of Kanye West, and a destruction of all human environment it comes into contact with, and at first sight they would appear to be correct. Unless the pavement ape was created as a living, breathing reminder of all things that humans should aspire NOT to be like, this is most certainly the case (and if this were true, we would certainly need far, far less of them to impart the necessary "lessons".)

However, the atheistic/evolutionary thesis does not hold water on second glance, because it becomes clear after thinking the matter through that such a retarded species, which cannot live in even basic agreement with its environment or adhere to conduct that is in accordance with the basic rules of its own survival (witness how the lower primates, dolphins, and even non-mammalian forms of life such as ants manage to live in harmony with their environment and do not kill each other over trivial matters) surely could not have "evolved" in anything resembling a "survival of the fittest".

So, we are left with the only reasonable, plausible explanation for the nigger -- that it was created by a malevolent deity with some combination of poor taste, a bad sense of humor, and a lack of a sense of proportion and aesthetics, or what could be best termed "unintelligent design". Or, it could be that we all committed grievous, horrible crimes against humanity in some previous incarnation or on some other planet in some previous form of existence and are now being collectively punished by a benevolent deity which has placed this pointless race here to mock and torment our existence.

I realize my viewpoint may be too scientific and rationalistic for some on here, but I would encourage you to strongly consider this hypothesis and in fact, I'm sure you will eventually come to realize its truth the more you think about it.