GMT #racist niggermania.net

I run a tiny little B&B in the UK - and unlike you lucky guys over in the US, we HAVE to make sure that niggers are welcome - even if we would rather lick boiling piss from a nettle.

Over the many years, we have had somewhat in excess of 1000 guests - and as it is mostly people WORKING away from home, we usually get less than one nigger per year - alas we have one - a sheboon. It arrived last Monday (a week ago) and although nothing excessive, TNB-lite starts immediately.

As I show her the room - she complains about the size - it *IS* a small room - we had made it VERY clear that the economy room is a SMALL single - but she is unhappy. On the basis I would MUCH rather lose a booking than have to house a nigger I decided to instantly offer it a full refund if it would like to go elsewhere. Sadly it decided it would make do.

It asked what the portable fan tower was - I explained it was a fan. She then said she needed a heater. I explained that the house has central heating that uses a mixture of warm air ducts and radiators - and that her room would be around 18C at night unless she chose to open the window to cool down a little - we run at this temperature as it it seems to be the one that MOST guests like.

Anyway, she is NOT happy that there is no heater (you can imagine a nigger and a fan heater burning carpets / skirting etc).

At this point she starts to take the duvet cover off the duvet and the pillow out of the pillowcase. I ignored it.

Went back last night to check and the pillow (not the pillow case) seems to have been used to smear its facepaint off - and the duvet looks dirty. Christ how I hate these bastard nigger beasts.

I am expecting that when it moves out (next friday) I will need a new pillow or two and will almost certainly have to replace stolen towels. Whenever we have a nigger leave, towels (and sometimes sets of linen) are stolen too. However because we are not "on-site", it is impossible to prove who helped themselves to the linen cupboard. It just seems to be a coincidence that only occurs when we have to store niggers.

When the booking first came through the only clue I had was needing to repeat everything at least once - but it sounded human. Alas when the payment came through although it had a first name like a human, the Fambly name had more OOs and Zs than you could imagine. My heart sank - but as I say, in the UK, if there is a HINT that you are not nigger-friendly you end up in court.

So, we just have to accept that niggers mean New Towels, New Bedding and HOPE that nothing else is stolen.

Would love to find a way to make out website subtly less appealing to niggers.

At least I can vent my frustration on here. I am hoping NOT to have to add a lengthy "Oh Christ, you will never guess" when the shebeast moves out, but I have this feeling she will "be memorable".

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