This isn't a first hand coontact, but it does involve my late father and a dumb ass nigger of a contractor who earned itself a permanent trip "over the shipyard wall".

Many years ago Dad was a GS employee in upper management at a local Navy installation (this was pre-9-11 and coonery was the national pastime where a good number of contract workers were concerned). He was high enough up in the food chain that he had face to face dealings with the shipyard commander on a regular basis. One day the CO stopped by his department and invited him to ride with him to a ship for some reason I can't remember.

On the way to the ship, they had to pass through a couple of controlled industrial zones and the CO decided to stop at one of the public heads on the waterfront (there had been a number of comments made to the CO's Hot Line about people using the head for a work-skating location -- sleeping, shucking and jiving, playing dice -- standard work-dodging TNB). There was a nigger that worked in Dad's department that had a tendency to vanish for hours and oh man, did my father want to catch the useless shitweasel in the act. In fact he had a strong suspicion (and had been tipped off by an employee) that said nigger was fucking off somewhere on the waterfront and it would have given him ammunition to get the 'i beez picked on' nigger out of his department.

Well, when they opened the door it was like the van scene from "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" with all of the escaping weed and burning paper smoke. In one of the corner stalls the biggest, fattest, blackest nigger Dad had ever seen was perched on the bowl, sound asleep with its pants around its ankles and a burning fatty joint resting on the toilet paper roll which had ignited and smoked up the place. The coon had a huge Afro and the hard hat it was supposed to wear within the industrial area was perched on its head like a Dixie Cup propped up by one of those Black Power fist hair picks. Dad swore that he could never forget the CO's "...what the fuck is this shit...?" expression when they came face to face with what was probably the most idiotic act of TNB ever witnessed within a access controlled industrial zone.

Needless to say that coontract worker didn't have a very good day after security woke its sorry ass up and booked it for narcotics violations and whatever else the nigger had earned in its "break" from work .