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I'll get back to you when I see a Quran with pictures of Milla Jovovich.
Seriously this is like the silly Christians who advocate opening the Bible at a random page when you have a problem and you'll always find some solution to the problem in there, so no surprise that some Muslims suggest that as well.
But can it tell me why the male G spot is located where it is, being up the poop chute? Can it tell me why people keep watching that inane "reality" tv? Can it tell me how to escape the 4th level dungeon without using the wizard's key? Can it tell me how someone using the title of "doctor" can be so incomprehensibly fucking stupid as to state something like that?
I didn't think so.
@Pharaoh Bastethotep:
That reminds me of the story (now apparently deleted from the internet since I first read it) of the woman whose computer-illiterate boss told her to go to the office store to buy a bunch of three-ring binders, then when she returned told her to "print off Google." She tried explaining to her boss that Google is just a search engine to the millions of websites on the internet, which is larger than the Library of Congress. So her boss told her to just start at A and print off as much as she could in alphabetical order. Eventually she and some coworkers convinced the boss that it wasn't a good idea.
Oh, so the Quran can tell me where I can find a really good pulled pork sandwich?
(Sorry, I had to go there.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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