Men would love it if dogs could feed themselves, bathe themselves, need no leash upon walks. But they are animals and they need to be controlled and trained.

We still love them for what they are despite their faults. But if we let them go without control or proper training?

The dog would piss where it pleases, eat whatever or wherever it wants, chew and destroy anything it desires, carry dirt into the home.

It would destroy the home. Much like a woman. Released from her leash, she is pissing all over society.