Take my daughter and her friend today. We do a whole bunch of different stuff and culminate at dinner at a chain steakhouse. Good enough food with decent prices.

Sitting at the table across from us are two shitskins and two sprogs. Two adults and at least 5 beer mugs and two margarita glasses. Cuz I know I often feel the need to get drunk at dinner with my daughter (oh wait - I am human and have self control).

They finally finish stuffing their faces and yes, the bill arrives...and the chimpout begins. First the beers are "way too damn much money" and the "service was slow and sheet" and when is there a damn coupon and sheet. The manager pointed out that every price, including the liquor, is on the menu. There are no coupons. And the service was quite fast. No discount.

So after some more ooking and threats of "putin dis sheet online and raycisst and sheet" they scrounge up some cash. I am watching this part. The bill had to have been well over $100 with all the liquor. They throw $25 in the holder and run out as fast as possible.

I flag the manager and just point to the table. He knows. Tells me he already called the wranglers assuming they would dine and dash. I can see the cops in the parking lot with flashers on. Can only hope both are off to NU and the sprogs are off to foster care.

Just cant have anything nice. My daughter's friend was like "what jerks". Might be a NM in training.