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Giants skeletons have been found in Minnesota, Iowa, Illinois, Ohio, Kentucky and New York.

The Smithsonian admitted to destroying them in the 1900's. A US Supreme Court ruling forced the Smithsonian institution to release classified papers dating from the early 1900’s thay proved the organization was involved in a major historical cover up of evidence showing giants human remains in the tens of thousands had been uncovered all across America and were ordered to be destroyed by high level administrators to protect the mainstream chronology of human evolution at the time.

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creativerealms

The US Supreme Court huh? So the files exist? Show me.

9/11/2017 10:44:47 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

The first thing that springs when discussing mythological giants would be the Germanic Jotnar, followed by various creatures of Greek mythology, the Celts..
The Bible, on the other hand? Only oblique references to the Nephilim and some tall tales about really big guys. They were more into psychedelic chimeras with lots of wings, heads and eyes. Especially eyes.

9/11/2017 10:55:08 AM

The Angry Dybbuk

Bullshit.

Beyond bullshit since most people in 1900 were either ignorant of the debate or still working to determine the mechanism for evolution. Giant skeletons/fossils would probably be treated as other discoveries...either as proof of another branch of the human family, like Neanderthals (with fossils first discovered in 1829) or, by those who rejected evolution, as proof of a Biblical claim about the existence of giants before a global flood.

9/11/2017 11:00:32 AM



How exactly were these skeletons found if they were destroyed 100 years ago? And why keep a record of something you're trying to bury?

And these "papers" you refer to... perhaps you'd like to share them? Or the name of the court case involving the Smithsonian? Or perhaps just name what news source you got such wild claims to begin with?

9/11/2017 11:03:29 AM

Hu's On First

There were quite a few bones that were originally claimed to belong to giant humanoids, but which were later proven to be those of other animals (such as elephants).

9/11/2017 12:08:31 PM

Demon Duck of Doom

And... Why would they cover that up?

9/11/2017 12:21:38 PM

Phil O'Macedon

The square-cube law dictates that humanoid bipeds can't be larger than a certain size. Because internal volume cubes as external area squares, above a certain size range giants would be helpless monstrosities incapable of surviving. This post is a mine field of bullshit bombs.

9/11/2017 12:22:40 PM

Pink Jackboots



They don't get any bigger than this.

9/11/2017 1:45:26 PM

checkmate

giants human remains in the tens of thousands had been uncovered all across America


Right! And that's not all they found. They also found the lost Arc of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, Jimmy Hoffa's grave, an official document answering the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg, and that odd single sock everyone seems to be missing.

All destroyed.

9/11/2017 2:10:26 PM

Anon-e-moose

Yeah.

And the Regult Battle Pod said 'Giant' - a Zentraedi - was found in is at Area 51, amirite?!

Don't tell me... Megatron is kept in cryogenic stasis in the Hoover Dam too. After all: an SR-71 with a Yorkshire accent that is the former Decepticon Jetfire is at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

a major historical cover up of evidence showing giants human remains in the tens of thousands had been uncovered all across America and were ordered to be destroyed by high level administrators to protect the mainstream chronology of human evolution at the time


Well, Zentraedi - after Micronisation - are genetically compatible with humans.

Therefore thank you for admitting that the Protoculture are God, then.

But when you start suffering from Var Syndrome - via humanlike aliens coming to claim Protoculture as their own - don't come running to me frothing at the mouth in a rage that you were wrong all along. Oh wait...! [/"Macross Delta"]

9/11/2017 2:25:25 PM

Kanna

This is a repeat of some fake news. Trust Christians to be gullible about it, as they are about their religion.

9/11/2017 2:43:53 PM

Jason_the_Cripple

If the remains were so plentiful and spanned such a large area, then you should still be able to find some today. Go on, start an exposition to look for these fossils.

9/11/2017 3:04:29 PM

Thinking Allowed

First off, citation needed.

Secondly...

Well, I don't think there needs to be a secondly.

9/11/2017 5:28:02 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Anon-e-moose
Zentraedi

An opera by Rossini?

9/11/2017 6:06:33 PM

Indicible

@ Philbert McAdamia

Reference to the Macross franchise. Zentradi were a race of giants who could shrink to human size through a special process.

9/12/2017 12:29:48 AM

rubber chicken

It is folks like Worthy here that keep an entire industry of scammers going in Nigeria.

9/12/2017 12:55:14 AM

Doubting Thomas

Got a link to that Supreme Court decision? You do know that all SCOTUS decisions are public record, don't you? Now, you wouldn't be lying for Jesus, would you?

9/12/2017 5:53:29 AM

Doubting Thomas

@The Angry Dybbuk:

Of course good conservatives will just tell you that you can't trust Snopes because it's run by angry liberals who hate God. This is evident whenever they claim that stories like the little girl who was held by Jesus as she hid behind the couch while her parents had a violent fight are false.

9/12/2017 5:58:22 AM



"They also found the lost Arc of the Covenant, the Holy Grail, Jimmy Hoffa's grave, an official document answering the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg, and that odd single sock everyone seems to be missing.

All destroyed."

Not all were destroyed. At least one of those was kept for study by top men. Top... Men...

9/12/2017 6:55:40 AM

Chloe

How giant are we talking? Like Andre the Giant height? Or taller?

9/12/2017 7:01:32 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Philbert McAdamia

Well, these proxy warriors of the Protoculture who have fully accepted Deculture do like to sing Enka. As one who was macronised did in the Zentraedi shopping mall in an episode of "Macross Frontier". b^_^d

9/12/2017 7:38:30 AM

The Angry Dybbuk

@ Doubting Thomas:

I've heard that before - never mind that Snopes also dings liberals.

I hate to use this cliché, but liberalism has a bias toward reality.

I'd say I'm not sure what the hell big-C Conservatives are doing, but that would be wrong. I do know, and I almost pity them. I actually would feel bad, but there is such a stunning example of how fascism and xenophobia will go to rabid extremes not all that far back which they're ignoring because...

...it could never happen to them; not with the culture, the art, the philosophy of freedom. They'd never make the mistakes of lesser people.

9/12/2017 3:43:08 PM

Sasha

You can tell it's a lie by the complete lack of verifiable detail.

9/12/2017 10:07:28 PM

Timjer

Ignoring the fact that the square-cube law clearly states that bipeds like humans can only reach a certain size before collapsing under their own weight, what is it with christian fundies and their obsession with proving that giants are real?

I mean, this is hardly the first post I've read here about the supposed "evidence" that giants exist(ed) and that therefore the bible is true. For one, who's to say that that doesn't prove that Jotunn exist? Or the Gigantes children of Gaia? Or any other of the myriad cultures that came up with the idea of giant humans?

Of course, knowing fundies they're probably either projecting, or overcompensating for something...

9/13/2017 8:47:17 AM

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