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"Death" doesn't know a damn thing about slavery, I see.
"I like to pay taxes. With them I buy civilization." --- Oliver Wendell Holmes.
No running water, sanitation or electricity for you, then.
Also, how do you think your precious fucking military is paid for?
So death is against taxes. Understandable. I mean not everyone likes roads, hospitals, police, EMTs, schools, and other services. And possibly wants to follow Al Capone
Kent Hovind would like a word with you, Dearth of Brain Cells.
Just after he's finished putting on cream for his sore arse: and not due to legal/financial butthurt after the IRS had finished with him.
That prolapsed rectum he drags around behind him after ten in the pen is his reminder of what happens when you try to fuck with The Man. You want to become equally Rectally Wrecked, it's your arsehole's funeral.
And the IRS still gets your money. Thus in Soviet America, The Man fucks you .
You want that monument 'taken down, fine. After an equal amount of time in the slammer, that building's sign should be able to go where the sun doesn't shine, and very easily, and with room to spare: sideways . >:D
@2087727: Well, when you think about it logically, Death should want us driving around on crappy roads with no safety standards on our cars, no police, fire, or medical support. Guy's gotta keep in business somehow, you know?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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