Inquisitor #racist niggermania.net

There is a very small chain grocery store near my neighborhood in which I like to shop to avoid the nigger-fuxated SprawlMart. It does have some nigger customers but not nearly as bad as SprawlMart. It is easy to get into, but the aisles are too small for the huge shopping carts that they provide.

Two of these shopping carts adjacent on any aisle is enough to completely stop the customer flow. And one cart by itself if not properly moved close enough to the shelves on the aisle will prohibit another shopping cart from passing by it.

This is the game that the nigger shoppers in that store LOVE to play. Make whitey waitey. They purposefully keep their shopping carts too close to the middle of the aisle and just stand there staring at the merchandise gleefully making humans stop. Well, this game of theirs for ME just came to a screeching halt. I came up with the perfect passive aggressive way to deal with this.

I went to a second-hand sale last weekend and found one of those sellers that likes to bid on storage units. He had in his merchandise a small metal shopping cart. This shopping cart is at least 33% - 40% smaller than those large Behemoth ones that tend to block the aisles for the paying customers. I bought it for about $10, and just this week I tested it for the first time.

This is what happened: I put the shopping cart in the back of my truck and drove to the store. I unloaded it from the back and pushed it into the front door. Of course there was a nigger buck right there near the door with its shopping cart in the way and I easily slipped right past it. Most of the store customers here were humans but I noticed that it was only the niggers that got in the way. I went toward another aisle, and sure enough there is a sheboon right there with its cart too close to the middle.

It saw me approaching in its peripheral ape-vision (the shelves are not tall) and stopped its fat ass to stare at the merchandise. It did not realize until I came around the corner that I had a smaller shopping cart than it did. I easily zipped right by it with no effort whatsoever without slowing my pace at all, and making sure that I exhibited a proud and cocky swagger. The sheboon's mouth and eyes went pickaninny-wide at this whitey and his new toy.

That shopping cart is EXACTLY the size I need to easily slip past any aisle-blocking baboon that dares step in my path in the store. The cart is the size that if any boon was to put its shopping cart directly dead center in the aisle, I can still move easily past them no matter which side they take with room to spare.

Oh my God, was I having fun!!! I literally was zipping from place to place in that store at my own pace, easily swooping around all nigger obstacles and made it out of there faster than I ever have. My friends, it was almost as if the niggers WERE NOT EVEN THERE.

Several of the human store employees saw what I was doing and remarked what a good idea it was. They were amused by it, and I halfway expected them to take pictures. When the time came for me to check out I moved effortlessly past the last niggers that were lurking at the front, and went to the checkout line with no obstacles of any type. My groceries were rung up, then placed back into my awesome cart.

I then started toward the door, and sure enough there was a baboon family standing there looking at something in their grocery bags. Once again I easily and effortlessly made it right past them and out the front door like they were not even there. My new prized possession toy was loaded in the back of my truck and I promptly drove home happy as a lark.

That was the most glorious shopping trip I have had in many years. I wish I had found that shopping cart years ago. From now on when I go shopping anywhere, that cart comes with me.

I will no longer be forced to run the gauntlet through these stupid nigger obstacle courses that they love to create in our stores. I never would have guessed that something as simple as a small shopping cart from a second hand sale could be such an effective weapon against this everyday TNB nuisance.

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