Jysander #racist niggermania.net

I was due for a phone upgrade so I headed into the city to get a new phone with a friend of mine who occasionally acts as an aide for me when he has time and our schedules mesh, as I don't have a power wheelchair.

We get to the store and are met by a lovely human lady who takes my info and old phone and asks which new device I want. I have already picked it out and she goes to transfer my data and files to the new phone and says she'll be back in 5 minutes. I sit in my chair at the counter waiting and talking with my friend when in walks Sheboonisha and her 50 inch ass.

She marches up to the counter where I am, grabs the wheelchair handles and SHOVES me out of the way. "Yo, Ahs be needin' sum serbiss!'

I blew up. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? You don't put your hands on me or my things. I was here first, take your nappy ass the fuck on." Oh dear. Now I get the head bob, indicating a chimpout is on the way. I look at my friend who is on his phone and seemingly not paying attention. Shit.

One of the other clerks runs out of the back and asks whats going on, and I explain what occurred. He looks at the wildebeest and tells her she'll have to wait her turn. SHe is not having any of that. She proceeds to call us both every racial slur she can come up with while screaming how racist WE are for not "respekkin'" her innate whatever. Just more lookame nigger bullshit. To his credit the clerk doesn't back down. He now tells her to leave the store and that nobody will be helping her today or ever.

She screams and cusses and trundles her big ass out the door just as the police pull up and my buddy grins at me. It finally dawned on me who he was on the phone with. Long story short, the wildebeest had warrants and went bye bye, I not only got a new phone but a free month of service and a half price headset out of the deal, and that store has earned my repeat business for not putting up with TNB.

Not the most exciting coontact, I know, but gotta love the happy ending.

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