Bountyman #racist niggermania.net

So today I had to go to court to pay a speeding ticket. And also prove I had insurance at the time of receiving the speeding ticket. A little over a month ago I was pulled over for speeding. When the officer asked for insurance I couldn't find an updated card in the glove compartment. So he gave me a ticket for both speeding and no insurance. And if you bring proof to court that you had insurance at the time it will be waived. Otherwise, $1000 fine.

So, in court I sit. It's a full house. I start looking around at all the coons. I figured we humans were out numbered at least 3:1. The judge starts calling names. And of course the no shows were all nigger sounding names. Which I was thankful for. Got me out of there faster. The thing I noticed as I had 30+ people called before I got called was common among niggers vs. whites. There were maybe 10 whites before me. Speeding, expired tag, seat belt, insurance not updated. Common stuff.

Every fucking nigger in front of me though had some kind of possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana, shoplifting, possession of paraphernalia, driving with a suspended license. Or some combination of the latter mixed with speeding or running a stop sign that got them pulled over in the first place. This other white dude that was sitting next to me and I kept looking at each other just shaking our heads. Basically, like, what pathetic pieces of shits. They couldn't pay their fines. None of them. But they all plead, not guilty. Get a new court date. Just to drag the shit out. Pisses me off. Not one of them owned up and said, "Guilty. I can pay."

So then, I get called up. Plead guilty to speeding. The judge then asks how I plead to no insurance to which I reply, "Not guilty." The judge is Nigger by the way. I present my insurance print out. and He said, "This says issued 5/31/17. The date of your ticket." I said, "Yes. Because I called my insurance agent right after receiving said ticket. So he could email me an updated card knowing I would need it for court." "But, if you look at the renewal date which clearly says 3/6/17 and the expiration date that says 9/6/17, you will see that it was renewed in March and expires in September. We renew in 6 month intervals. So march is clearly before May." He fucking waved the Bailiff over, who was white. And after the Bailiff pointed in a couple different places which I assumed were my renewal and expiration dates. He finally said, "Dismissed."

For fucks sake. What a shit show that whole deal was. From the coons before me to the coon judge.

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