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(A screenshot from a Spirit Science video. Jordan thinks that problems should be "solved" by repressing the worries through meditation. Examples of such problems include "medical problems" and "children".)
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Jordan Duchnycz, the creator of Spirit Science, is also Crank Magnetism incarnate, the New Ager to end all New Agers.
A - by no means exhaustive - list of his claims:
- The Great Sphinx must be older than the Old Kingdom because building it would only make sense in the age of Leo!
- There is an ancient space-capable three-molecules-thick airship below the Great Sphinx!
- There is a giant underground city below Egypt!
- Akhenaten was the psi-sex child of two Lemurian immortals, the first Pharaoh and over 15 feet tall!
- The collossal statues of Abu Simbel are life-sized!
- The ankh was a tool for amplifying sexual energies!
- Jews are from space and the future!
- The Essenes were actually an order of immortal mystics founded by Akhenaten!
- Jesus' parents were among these Egyptian immortals!
- The word "Christ" is "[d]erive[d] from the 7 Core Audible Sound Tones of Creation" and is cognate to "crystal"!
- Aborigines are telepathic!
- Humans are more physically advanced than all other animals because we come from another dimension!
- Pole shifts mean that the Earth itself flips upside down!
- Ra and Thoth were kings of Atlantis!
- Pythagoras was enlightened by Thoth and founded Greece!
- The Illuminati are the descendants of the Martians!
- Ideas spread because of the Collective Subconsciousness!
- Writing separated us from each other!
- The invention of philosophy was a sign of humanity getting dumber!
- We are evolving into "crystaline-based beings"!
- Keyboards are magical devices!
- "Water is the only element in existence that can exist in three states - solid, liquid and gas"!
- Vibrate across the multiverse like the Flash!
- The Lord of the Rings is connected to his torus woo!
- Chakras!
- Reiki!
- The four classical elements!
- Astral Projection!
- Channeling!
- Dr Emoto!
- Law of Attraction!
- Ascended Masters!
- Noah's Flood!
- Ancient aliens!
- Dogon tribe!
- Crystal skulls!
- Face on Mars!
- Sacred Geometry!
- Golden Ratio!
- Male and female energy!
- Rupert Sheldrake!
- Saltationism!
- Pokémon evolution!
- X-Men evolution!
- Indigo Children!
- Omnipotent Chinese children!
- Pineal gland!
- Age of Aquarius!
- 21st December 2012!
- Magic crystals!
- Orgone!
- Vibrations!
- Lemuria!
- Bermuda Triangle!
- Enlightenment through 'shrooms!
- The moon is hollow and artificial!
- And again, problems, including children , should be "solved" by ignoring them in favour of happy thoughts!
To see him picked apart, I recommend [i]Why Do People Laugh at Spirit Science[/i] .
Meditate that mortgage payment final demand letter away.
...me, however: payments by Direct Debit? No Worries, as the Aussies say.
>- Aborigines are telepathic!
We already have Magic Negro and Magic Native American tropes, why not Magic Aborigine?
>-Keyboards are magical devices
Then the actual computer component must really be mind boggling.
>- Pokémon evolution!
>- X-Men evolution!
Fiction based Games and Comics form the basis of your beliefs?
>- Enlightenment through 'shrooms!
Ok, you take shrooms, that explains it.
Commuting? Commuting. So, what, if I meditate hard enough I can teleport to college and work instead of spending hours on the bus?
Admittedly, those hours on the bus would be a good time to meditate. Would save my smartphone's battery life quite a bit, at least...
@Pharaoh Bastethotep
To see him picked apart, I recommend Why Do People Laugh at Spirit Science.
Martymer81 rules! That was where I first heard about this guy, actually.
Doesn't he go on about some weird crap about toruses, too? (tori?)
@KingOfRhye:
Tori. And yes, he does, although the only other thing I can recall are that the heart is a torus and that's why it feels good to be nice... and I watched that WDPLaSS episode only yesterday.
And that's another thing about Jordan: Every attempt to comprehend his worldview beyond "Woo! Woo!" is made futile by his incoherent New Age world salad where he clearly does not know what many words mean (at a few points in WDPLaSS, there is a "Woo to English Translation" where the subtitles replace the buzzwords with the actual definition) and switches definitions every sentence, if not mid-sentence.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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