Various incels #sexist reddit.com

(ArtVandalo)
Hey I also lost my virginity today as well, but It was with a virgin girl, it was kinda bad and awkard anyways.)

(lifefailuer)
bragging normie, fuck off

(ArtVandalo)
I mean I was just an incel yesterday. Am I a normie now?

(lifefailuer)
So you did not know this female yesterday? You just met a virgin and had sex with her? That makes you a Chad. And I really fucking hate Chads.

ArtVandalo
I mean I had like 5 dates with her. First 5 dates of my life. Aren't chads like the taller atheltic guys that get all the chicks, and between them and the incels are the normies? just asking

lifefailuer
either way you are not incel and you bragging here reinforces the point. The first sex I have the remotest chance of having is with an obese post wall single mother who has done the rounds with Chad and that is still probably never going to happen.

incellius
How long did you last?

ArtVandalo
Well it was a really awkard and nervous experience, we played around for an hour or maybe a little bit less and I didn't cum. And then after like 5 min of fucking I pulled out and came, I should have cummed with the BJ or something else to last more time while fucking. Then I got hard again but I was really nervous and I couldn't get super hard most of the time so yeah, meh. First times are always bad I suppose.

(erikthesmasher)
I resent descriptions like this

incellius
That's nice. She's moved onto Chad by now, you were just the warm up.

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