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The hebrews/jews are from outerspace

Jordan Duchnycz/The Spirit Science, youtube 23 Comments [7/17/2017 11:13:00 AM]
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7/17/2017 11:16:46 AM

Thinking Allowed

Not according to Joseph Smith.

7/17/2017 11:27:40 AM


thanks for that why are they always using that voice mod thing. that is like the third or fourth video I seen like that

7/17/2017 11:51:47 AM


7/17/2017 12:02:47 PM


And there are commies on the moon!

And arabs are made of cheese!

And, and... Shit my bong`s empty!

7/17/2017 12:02:59 PM

Mister Spak

That explains Vulcans.

7/17/2017 12:03:15 PM


"History of the World (Part I)" is not a documentary. [/Mel Brooks]

7/17/2017 12:27:17 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Ah, the Spirit Science, avatar of Crank Magnetism!

7/17/2017 12:55:31 PM


Showing these cartoons to kids would be child abuse. Showing this to adults with the brains of a small child, and you've got yourselves a brand new pseudo-Christian religion. If somebody starts making the koolade, get out of there as fast as you can.

7/17/2017 1:52:13 PM

Hu's On First

And they control all the media in the galaxy, too:

7/17/2017 2:02:30 PM


Spirit Science is a doozie; you could probably submit most of their videos here.

7/17/2017 2:44:13 PM

The Reptilian Jew

Damn, I wanted to post the Jews in Space video but @2075163 beat me to the punch.
How much are you willing to bet that Spirit Science doesn't consider himself antisemitic despite arguing that Jews aren't human?

7/17/2017 3:04:12 PM


@The Reptilian Jew

... but you're not human. You're a reptile, dude.
So I'm pretty sure that there are other reptilian Jews. Maybe even amphibian ones?

7/18/2017 4:12:27 AM


This could well be true, if he wrote this from a planet in the Andromeda Galaxy

7/18/2017 5:05:01 AM

Doubting Thomas

OK, I absolutely hate it when someone uses one of these cartoon youtube videos with the computer-generated voices to try to prove a point.

7/18/2017 5:48:06 AM

Citizen Justin

I thought that was the Aryans?

7/18/2017 6:00:46 AM


That South Park episode about Earth being an alien TV show was not a documentary. There are no Jewsians out there in space.

Edit: Damn.. Hu beat me to it.

7/18/2017 6:09:42 AM

The Reptilian Jew

Sure, but SOME Jews are human.

7/18/2017 6:14:10 AM


OH NOES!....

....Oh; Since Jesus is also a Jew....

....I guess Superman would qualify, too (and he was raised a Methodist Christian and was invented by two Jews).

....but seriously, folks....this guy and Anti-Hebrews (what I call 'Anti-Semites' since 'Semite' also refers to Arabs yet 'Anti-Semite' always means 'Hating Jewish people') tend to compliment Jews inadvertently. Jews sound so MUCH COOLER than the regular run-of-the-mill average Joes/Janes they actually are.

7/18/2017 8:16:32 AM


Spirit science is conspiracy not fundie. That said it's about time that shit storm ended up here.

7/18/2017 8:32:01 AM


The Reptilian Jew

The creator of Spirit science did a video on religion where he looks at all religions (except Scientology) in a very optimistic and one sided light. So he's not antisemitic just utterly insane. There is no crazy belief Jason doesn't like.

7/18/2017 8:36:44 AM


OK, I absolutely hate it when someone uses one of these cartoon youtube videos with the computer-generated voices to try to prove a point.

Extra Credits is actually pretty good, though.

7/18/2017 9:15:31 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@The Reptilian Jew:
Jordan Duchnycz, the creator of Spirit Science is the New Ager to end all New Agers, so cultural appropriation, exotification and unfortunate implications abound! To give another example, he also claims that the Aborigines are the only people that is still telepathic.

Oh, and by the way: Jesus was not a Jew! Mary and Joseph were supposedly Essenes, who, in the Spirit Science 'verse, were an order of immortal Egyptian mystics founded by Akhenaten, rather than a Jewish sect!

(Edited; I originally mixed up his origin with that of Akhenaten, which is even more unhistorical.)

7/19/2017 11:27:35 AM

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