I was driving and starting to enter one of two left-turn lanes...I was in the right-most of the two lanes...

Then a catering van cuts in front of me, across my left turn lane and gets into the other left turn lane on my left side...basically cut across two lanes...

I look at the signage on the van, which looked faded or sun-bleached, the colors of the pictures looked faded yellow after too much sun exposure...the signage revealed that it was a Nigger-owned catering service specializing in Southern Cuisine "Just like your Mama used to Make" --- they apparently catered to parties and were "Funeral Repast Specialists"....

How did I know it was a nigger-owned business, you say? The van's signage prominently featured the face of the owner, which looked like a mugshot, really, of a nigger buck with corn row hair and a teardrop tattoo under one eye, wearing a chef's smock....

The driver was a sheboon, obviously in a hurry to get somewhere...

Only niggers would order catering like that...They probably have a special promotion that if you don't survive their cooking from their party catering, they'll handle the funeral catering, too....(Given that niggers are killing each other off in large numbers these days, they are probably busy catering to funerals).