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The first blessed oil that God told Moses to make was full of thc. It was for the priesthood only. Moses would go into the tent with the oil burning and talk with the Lord. But no one and I repeat no one was to touch it but the priest. The people knew the Lord was with Moses in the tent with him because they saw the smoke.
Prophet Samuel anointed Saul and David with this oil and they because to prophecy when the oil touched their head.
Any other use of the drug was always considered WITCHCRAFT.
The devil knows the power of weed and drugs. Revelation says he will deceive the whole world in the last days with it.
50/50 IS CALLED STRADDLING THE FENCE, LUKEWARM. DONT MAKE THE LORD SPIT YOU OUT. Weed IS AN SIN. And in your righteous mind you knows it.
CHOOSE YE THIS DAY… GOD OR WEED!

Lawrence Lowe,  Axe to the Root Taking on the idols 12 Comments [7/15/2017 10:59:37 PM]
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checkmate

The first blessed oil that God told Moses to make was full of thc.


So the Ten Commandments are the result of Moses smoking pot? Interesting perspective.

7/16/2017 5:30:54 AM



What does God have against having something not too hot or not too cold? Yes, I get it's a metaphor but still.

7/16/2017 6:01:03 AM

Shepard Solus

So you admit that you need to either be on narcotics or have a severe mental disorder to perceive the presence of a god.

7/16/2017 6:04:06 AM

Kanna

Prophesy = reefer madness?

7/16/2017 6:34:36 AM

rubber chicken

I choose Weed.

7/16/2017 8:16:10 AM

Anon-e-moose

50/50 IS CALLED STRADDLING THE FENCE, LUKEWARM. DONT MAKE THE LORD SPIT YOU OUT


CHOOSE YE THIS DAY… GOD OR WEED!


I'm an Atheist who has never so much as smoked tobacco once; not even experimentally behind the bike sheds at school*.

Enjoy your paradox, Gomer Pyle. [/R. Lee Ermey]

Weed IS AN SIN


As shown above, I prove you wrong.

Become an hero. Also:



X3

*- Just seeing others doing so put me off the idea of smoking for life.

7/16/2017 8:37:39 AM

Thinking Allowed

Ok, now now prove it.

Oh, and for the history buffs, the first known use of hemp/canabis was in Taiwan between 8,000 BC to 6,000 BCE.

7/16/2017 8:53:02 AM

Skidie

Well, that`s an easy choice, pass the blunt, buddy!

By the way it sounds like your Moses was a greedy fuck who wouldn`t share his spliff with anyone but his closest buddies, the motherfucker.

7/16/2017 9:54:01 AM

PHIL O'MACEDON

So the prophets of Israel formalized bogarting into religious law. Who knew?

7/16/2017 5:18:25 PM

SomeApe

The people knew the Lord was with Moses in the tent with him because they saw the smoke.


Are you sure you don't confuse them with Cheech and Chong?

7/17/2017 2:26:53 AM

Mister Spak

"The people knew the Lord was with Moses in the tent with him because they saw the smoke. "



7/17/2017 6:14:01 AM

Azereaux

Wait... if weed is the tool of Satan, why were the priests distilling it?

The Creator gave the world weed. Surely you're not disparaging Creation, right?

Also, obligatory mention of Rastafarians. They choose both.

7/17/2017 6:57:20 AM

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