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There's Haiku, the Japanese poetic artform of 3 lines with 5/7/5 syllable structure......and then there are Niggerfied Haikus...which speak for themselves...reflecting the base nigger mind....Enjoy these samples of Niggerfied Haiku...and feel free to add other samples to this Thread...
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(Niggers at Applebee's)
Look out chicken wings!
What? Two dollars for soda?
Psssh. There goes your tip.
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(Niggers in the Crosswalk)
I hear ya honkin'
It ain't changing a damn thing
I'll take my damn time.
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(Unemployment)
All I wanna know
Is nigga where my keys at?
I'm late for.......nevamind
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(Looking at a hotel breakfast menu)
Grapefruit juice, hell yeah!
This is bout to be da shit!
Why ain't it purple?
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(Admiring a Ho at the Mall)
Dammmn, dat girl so fine.
I would beat the breaks off dat.
All up in dat ass.
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(Gettin' High at the Club)
I pop da molly
Sweat like a runaway slave
Where da water ho?
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(Nigger Hillary Supporter on Election Night)
Hill dawg got this yo
See! She done got da most votes!
Da fuck just happened?
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(Nigger Buck in a Hurry)
Wut you wearin ho?
Hit me up when you nekkid
Ain't got time to waste
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(Ghetto Roaches)
Cockroach on my wall
stands waiting with his homeboyz
for insect drive bys
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(Food Stamps)
Food stamp lines slither
as the hungry children wait
for chitlin an' grits
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(Weed)
Fat azz blunt rolled tight
urbanized inhalation
peace comes in 3 hits
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(Drive By)
Rat-a-tat-tat-tat
glass shatters and homegirls scream
exterminated
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(Homegirl)
Lala had 3 kids
before she turned twenty-one
aged before her time
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(Warrant)
The cops came for you
badges all flashing justice
run you damn nigga
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(Sunrise in Da Hood)
Streets dressed in garbage
Nigga smile at the debris
it's beauty silent
Niggermaniacs...add more Niggerfied Haikus!