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There's Haiku, the Japanese poetic artform of 3 lines with 5/7/5 syllable structure......and then there are Niggerfied Haikus...which speak for themselves...reflecting the base nigger mind....Enjoy these samples of Niggerfied Haiku...and feel free to add other samples to this Thread...

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(Niggers at Applebee's)

Look out chicken wings!
What? Two dollars for soda?
Psssh. There goes your tip.

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(Niggers in the Crosswalk)

I hear ya honkin'
It ain't changing a damn thing
I'll take my damn time.

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(Unemployment)

All I wanna know
Is nigga where my keys at?
I'm late for.......nevamind

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(Looking at a hotel breakfast menu)

Grapefruit juice, hell yeah!
This is bout to be da shit!
Why ain't it purple?

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(Admiring a Ho at the Mall)

Dammmn, dat girl so fine.
I would beat the breaks off dat.
All up in dat ass.

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(Gettin' High at the Club)

I pop da molly
Sweat like a runaway slave
Where da water ho?

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(Nigger Hillary Supporter on Election Night)

Hill dawg got this yo
See! She done got da most votes!
Da fuck just happened?

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(Nigger Buck in a Hurry)

Wut you wearin ho?
Hit me up when you nekkid
Ain't got time to waste

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(Ghetto Roaches)

Cockroach on my wall
stands waiting with his homeboyz
for insect drive bys

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(Food Stamps)

Food stamp lines slither
as the hungry children wait
for chitlin an' grits

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(Weed)

Fat azz blunt rolled tight
urbanized inhalation
peace comes in 3 hits

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(Drive By)

Rat-a-tat-tat-tat
glass shatters and homegirls scream
exterminated

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(Homegirl)

Lala had 3 kids
before she turned twenty-one
aged before her time

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(Warrant)

The cops came for you
badges all flashing justice
run you damn nigga

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(Sunrise in Da Hood)

Streets dressed in garbage
Nigga smile at the debris
it's beauty silent

Niggermaniacs...add more Niggerfied Haikus!

GROIDSSUCK, Niggermania 6 Comments [7/14/2017 12:32:26 PM]
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Demon Duck of Doom

"Food stamp lines slither
as the hungry children wait
for chitlin an' grits"

Okay, I thought "chitlin" was slang for children. Are you implying black people purchase and consume baby meat?

7/14/2017 4:41:44 PM

nomad88

hates blacks and all races but uses Japanese poem is this Poe or used ironically. I'm really confused brain hurts.

7/14/2017 8:52:10 PM

Man Called True

Okay, a couple of these were kind of amusing, but if this is real it's stupid and if it's a Poe it's too silly.

7/14/2017 9:28:52 PM

DiarrheaMan

Niggermania literally disproves its own premise daily: No one, black or otherwise, could ever be nearly as stupid as the drooling white imbeciles who write on NM.

7/15/2017 2:32:23 AM

Anon-e-moose

Whites become Wiggers
Destroy their own arguments
Blacks look down on you

7/16/2017 10:05:08 AM

Hasan Prishtina

@ Demon Duck of Doom

Chitlins or chitterlings are pig intestines, a common soul food/Southern dish.

7/16/2017 3:21:10 PM

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