“I would like to have someone do a news coverage for me. The issues of inceldom and female hypergamy need to be revealed to the masses.”
Watch any of the news on Trump since the 2016 election?
They’re updating their reporting on bullshit. Your ‘news’ will be heavily decorated with ‘claiming without evidence’ and ‘sayd, despite the evidence,’ stuff like that.
"And if I don't get a girlfriend after that”
You’re going to get on TV and tell THE WORLD that you’re an undatable loser and that all women are sluts that reject you on sight, THEN sit back and wait for a girlfriend to volunteer?
"I will go on a hunger strike.”
Who do you imagine will be upset by this?
“I will livestream my strike until a girl gives me the relationship I need.”
Who do you imagine will watch it? Besides otehr incels, hoping to be online when your girlfriend kicks down the door and jumps your bones.
"Surely the government has to step in right?”
Ah. If you’re in prison, the government has to take responsibility for you if you’re just spontaneously going to hunger, they’ll let you exert maximum free will.
“Will they provide me a companion or what?”
Heh.
“Gandhi did the hunger strikes and they were effective so why can't incels?”
Because Gandhi’s strikes were not for personal benefit, they made the British government look bad, they had support.
Your strike WILL be for personal benefit, you already make incels look bad, and you STARTED by claiming all women are bad, starving won’t change any of that. And the difference you want is for the government to enslave a woman. Which will encourage other incels to demand their own sex slave. The government looks a lot better by letting you off yourself.
"Especially with modern tech, the news would spread faster. People from all over the world would be tuning in our live streams and maybe there's someone out there that would be willing to love and be intimate with us.”
I’m guessing youll be an internet phenom for 2 minutes, then sixty years of ‘what happened to the guy that…?’ and ’Didn’t you hear? He started hallucinating, fucked a sofa cushion while calling it by his mother’s name, then died.’