Shitflinger, Caucasian Ju-Ju, and Coon's Bluff #racist niggermania.net

(Shitflinger): Just had this coontact at the store.

I had to run in and pick up some lighter fluid and overheard this conversation taking place behind me involving a sow and four niglets of varying ages. One of the 'glits had picked up a package of those toss and pop snappers and was pestering its mammy to buy them. Her is her response:

"I ains buyin' dat shit! De Fourth be a white holiday! You grandma and grandaddy wuz slaves back den! Why you want to sellsabratedat shit fo?"

Immortal niggers and self-insertion into the slavery narrative, now that's something new.

(Caucasian Ju-Ju): Since niggers start breeding around age 10 (in human years) I highly doubt the Grand-Mammy and Grand-Pappy are over 40 years of age.

Even more surprising is that they even have a Grand-Pappy, since all bucks abandon the sow, once the buck finds out the sow is carrying sprogs in it's my-coochie.

(Coon's Bluff): Yes! Their primitive minds work on a moment-to-moment basis. If their fat gut is rumbling then they think about acquiring food, in the same way they anticipate their next Tee Bee show. Thinking ahead and planning for contingencies requires brains. Which is why humans save and get an education. Niggers will scavenge the largess of human production, never appreciating where their ill gotten gains came from.

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