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Get Ready for CHRIST to confront SATAN directly on July 5th! Jesus to THROW him down!
HERE ARE THE SIGNS FROM THE SUN MOON AND STARS!

July 5, 2017 – let the bright waxing gibbous moon guide you to the star Antares and the planet Saturn. We expect both Antares and Saturn to be bright enough to overcome tonight’s lunar glare.

Although we draw in the stick figure of the constellation Scorpius the Scorpion, you might have some difficulty making out its fishhook-shaped figurine tonight. But the moon will drop out of the evening sky by mid-month, enabling you to see this constellation in all its starlit glory, (THE MOON REPRESENTING BELIEVERS PROTECTED BY THE LAMB)

For now, use the moon to find Antares and Saturn, and then let Antares and Saturn serve your guides to the constellation Scorpius once the moon has moved onward.

Both Antares and Saturn are of 1st-magnitude brightness, so they are still pretty easy to see on a moonlit night.

You can distinguish Saturn from Antares by color. Antares glowers in a ruddy hue whereas Saturn appears more golden.

Because Antares is a star, it may be more apt to twinkle than the planet Saturn, which shines with a steadier light.

A 1st-magnitude star, such as Antares, tends to sparkle more wildly when it’s close to the horizon.
(When the dragon saw that he had been hurled to the earth, he pursued the woman who had given birth to the male child)

Enthusiasts consider Saturn the jewel of the solar system.
Because the moon moves eastward in front of the constellations of the zodiac, look for the moon to pair up with Saturn tomorrow, on July 6, and to be east of Saturn on the day after, on July 7.

As soon as darkness falls on July 5, watch for the moon, Antares and Saturn.

christian, Godlike Productions 20 Comments [7/4/2017 8:24:08 AM]
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Alencon

"Because Antares is a star, it may be more apt to twinkle than the planet Saturn, which shines with a steadier light."

Actually, Saturn doesn't "shine" at all. It reflects light from the sun.

"As soon as darkness falls on July 5, watch for the moon, Antares and Saturn."

Right, I'll clear my calendar right away.

7/4/2017 9:51:01 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Scorpius the Scorpion

Cool name for a bug.

7/4/2017 10:01:38 AM



July 6 nothing happened lol.

7/4/2017 10:18:34 AM

creativerealms

Oh tomorrow. I need popcorn.

7/4/2017 10:24:37 AM

Mephistopheles

So, what is supposed to happen here?

I'm not entirely convinced this isn't just code for some astronomy club.

7/4/2017 10:36:05 AM

Canadiest

Anything about star signs, even seasons are stolen from astrology. Which is over three times older than any Abrahamic religion, it's shit too but at least it mapped the skies and its cycles.

7/4/2017 11:18:12 AM

cdcdrr

I didn't get beyond the first paragraph. All I can think of is muscular Jesus going up against Randy Savage at the Afterlife Wrestling Federation.

7/4/2017 11:59:20 AM

Pink Jackboots

>HERE ARE THE SIGNS FROM THE SUN MOON AND STARS!


7/4/2017 12:16:52 PM

Anon-e-moose

HERE ARE THE SIGNS FROM THE SUN MOON AND STARS!




...therefore Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Twilight Sparkle are the Holy Trinity?

Thanks for admitting it! /)^3^(\

Also:



X3

@Philbert McAdamia

Scorpius the Scorpion

Cool name for a bug


As is Queen Chrysalis. Or King Thorax.

7/4/2017 4:32:30 PM

Kanna

We have a solar system. We have stars. We have a moon. We have always had them. They were there last night and they'll be there tomorrow. They were moving around up there since long before anybody invented Christ or satan. They'll be up there long after we are all dead.

Oh, and the twinkle bit happens when light hits the upper atmosphere of the earth. Any light will behave the same.

7/4/2017 6:12:31 PM

Wanderer

Get Ready for CHRIST to confront SATAN directly on July 5th! Jesus to THROW him down!


This Wednesday at the Skydome! Get your tickets NOW!

But seriously, doesn't the Bible forbid astrology? If you can't follow your own rules, why should anyone else?

7/4/2017 7:24:35 PM

Thinking Allowed

I believe the bible says something about divination in the bible. It don't look good for you christian.

7/4/2017 7:52:38 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

The stars come right! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

7/4/2017 8:18:01 PM

rubber chicken

Meh, if it gets the fundies to put down their pitchforks for an hour or so and spend the time looking up at the sky, I'm all for it.

7/4/2017 8:20:56 PM

Skidie

Watch as your god dies and falls, or just watch a nice night starry sky, fearful ape drowning in delusions of it`s own creation.

7/4/2017 9:14:27 PM

Mister Spak

"Get Ready for CHRIST to confront SATAN directly on July 5th! Jesus to THROW him down!
HERE ARE THE SIGNS FROM THE SUN MOON AND STARS! "



7/5/2017 4:30:09 AM

Azereaux

Well, today's the day. According to this nut, the stars are right. Ry'leth will rise, and Cthulu shall come forth.

Or today will be just another day. Whichever.

7/5/2017 6:01:52 AM

quinky

There is no difference in the amount of twinkle (SI unit needed) in stars and planets. They are both entirely caused by atmospheric effects.

7/5/2017 10:20:03 AM

Sasha

Damnit, who's going to feed the shoggoths NOW?

7/5/2017 12:18:36 PM

creativerealms

Where is this epic battle?

7/5/2017 12:23:17 PM

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