In a bar, he spoke to,
He was drunk and stank of sweat.
He said:
"Listen, boy,
There is something I knoe better.
Emancipation is the just reward
For effete masculinity.
But you can trust me:
Between men and women,
There is a difference of immense size:"
And what he said then,
What completely outraged me,
To repeat it is almost too much -
He said;
"Sometimes, but only sometimes,
Women like a little bit of clobb'ring time.
Sometimes, but only sometimes,
Women like a little bit of clobb'ring time."
I said:
"Leave me alone!
I am not listening anymore,
You stinking drunk macho swine!"
He did not like that,
He started to grope at me,
Soon, I caught a punch
He screamed:
"Don't pretend you're blind,
You ain't no child
I'll beat you up
And then you'll know!"
Yet rather than beat me again,
He started to whine
Suddendly, I started to pity him.
He started to beg
I should finally understand.
His bad breath was sickening.
He said:
"Sometimes, but only sometimes,
Women like a little bit of clobb'ring time.
Sometimes, but only sometimes,
Women like a little bit of clobb'ring time."
I pushed him away,
I ran back home,
I had to tell that to my girlfriend.
I left nothing out,
it forced itself out.
The uncertainty started to vex me.
That had never happened to me,
I was traumatised,
As well as a little bit curious.
Then, smile did she
And lift her knee
And ram it into my stomach with full force.
As I gasped for breath
And she began to speak,
She was surrounded by an icy chill.
She said:
"Sometimes, but only sometimes,
Women like a little bit of clobb'ring time.
Sometimes, but only sometimes,
Women like a little bit of clobb'ring time.
Always, yes, really always,
Guys like you deserve a punch to the face!
Always, yes, really always,
Guys like you deserve a punch to the face!"
- Die Ärzte, Manchmal haben Frauen... (own translation)
PS:
@Salami
Also, this blog is disgusting and I wish I hadn't clicked it. Off to go scrub my caché after I post this. FSTDT should have a NSFW tag next to links that have explicit content.
To be fair, the quote does start with a "[Source NSFW]" disclaimer.
