You might be a fakecel if ........
If you aren't afraid to post your photo.
If you post your photo regularly.
If you get 3 tinder matches per day.
If you go to the skatepark and are treated like a human, not a subhuman, and make many friends.
If you get above the top 20% in attractiveness on photofeeler. https://i.imgur.com/Xp2ABOT.png
Real subhumans don't spam threads with their pics. Real incels don't want to post their photos as they will be made fun of and turned into a meme. Real subhumans get zero matches on tinder. Real incels get 10% on photo feeler.
You might be a fakecel if.... your name is dontcomplain1.
I thought I could tolerate it but the blatant disrespect for real incels is insane. STOP posting your picture in threads. STOP whining in threads when you don't even know what it's like to be subhuman and treated like trash by people. Seriously, it's just disrespectful to the trucels who die a little each time you post your (self admitted) 7/10 face.
-sincerely, the incel community.
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@#2067580:
No. However, from what I've heard and seen on screenshots, it is intended for casual encounters and has extremely limited profiles (only picture and a short message). In other words, it does not exactly sound like the best place to find the love of your life and charm her with your hidden depths, nor to avoid shallow sluts. Basically, it seems to be a case of obsessively seeking out what most offends them, or perhaps confirmation bias.
You might be fakecel if you think you're incel, i.e. the whole incel community.
I don't like to be in photos.
Is once or twice a year "regularly"? My Facebook picture is about 10 years old.
Never got a single Tinder match. Perhaps because I'm not on Tinder... I doubt it existed back when I was 18.
Don't think there is a skatepark in my town. Usually treated like a human. Been living in my town for nine years, have not made any close friends yet. Colleagues are nice, but we don't socialize in after work hours.
Again, don't like to be in photos, so I probably won't like "photofeeler", whatever that is.
Whatd'yaknow, I sound like a "truecel". Funny; I've been in a stead relationship for thirty years, since I was 18. Very far from any -cel, in other words. It's almost as if this is a universal problem, that most people are a bit insecure about their looks, and it sometimes gets harder to make new friends when you're an adult.
Incel is all in your head, nitwit. Some ugly people get lots of dates, and some pretty people don't get any dates. It's mostly about your personality and your social network.
From some of the pictures I've seen of "incels", most of them are perfectly normal looking guys who if they didn't have such repulsive personalities, not to mention the potential school/workplace shooter/abuser/stalker/rapist vibe that most of them give off, they would probably do OK with women.
@Swede
Again, don't like to be in photos, so I probably won't like "photofeeler", whatever that is.
It's a site for getting feedback on the impression people get from one's photo. You upload or submit a photo and specify the context - "Business", "Social" or "Dating" (for Dating, you can also specify gender and age bracket to be asked). The photo is then rated by other users.
Ratings are according to three aspects, which differ between the contexts - "Competent", "Likable" and "Influential" for Business, "Confident", "Authentic" and "Fun" for Social, and "Smart", "Trustworthy" and "Attractive" for Dating. There is also a feedback box.
Notably, the goal is to get feedback on the way you comes across in that particular photograph - in other words, it's primarily about everything but the "hardware" (e.g. expression, clothing, setting, lighting...). Indeed, one of the images on the front page features a man getting better results from a zoomed-in version of a previously submitted photo.
Confused?
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