Coon's Bluff, Jimbeam, and Quantavious #racist niggermania.net

(Coon's Bluff): My work vehicle was unfortunately wrapped up in a multi vehicle accident, no fault of mine and no one hurt. My driver door wouldn't open so I look over to the passenger side thinking that's my way out. Simultaneously I'm on my phone calling the office. A nigger buck appears out of nowhere on the sidewalk looking at me and mouthing something like, "Yous ok, yous needs hep?" I put my palm towards the groid and keep emphasizing that I'm OK and don't need any help.

I soon realize the groid was not in one of the cars involved. Just some nigger bum wandering the streets. I managed to get out of the vehicle and notice the gorilla shuffling to each car offering to "hep". I whipped out my phone and started taking pictures of the scene, keeping a wary eye on the helpful turd. Looked to me like it was waiting for an opportunity to lift a purse in the confusion. I maneuvered into a position the get the helpful felon in my camera shot. The jigaboo instantly grunted something to the effect that it didn't want to bees in no pikchurs. Bingo!

I asked it, "Are you a witness?"

"I sho iz!"

"Well, the cops are on the way and they'll want to talk to you."

When the officer arrived he spoke briefly to the spook and sent him on his way. So much for being a witness.

(Jimbeam): I dont trust niggers at accident scenes either or at all for that matter. Many will act like they were involved in the accident to sue or will rob groggy or unconscious victims. As for the cop talking to him. Sometimes they will just take down the information of the witness and let them leave. We witnessed a car accident in Chicago. We helped out till Chicago fire showed up. They transported the patients. We told the police we witnessed everything and they just took down our information and they let us leave.

(Quantavious): That nigger was looking for a car it could jump into and then claim it was injured in the accident. Niggers love insurance fraud almost as much as they love KFC.

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