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[After incel poetry, now we get conspiracy theorist poetry...]

Disastercapitalism

Omnipotent burocracy
Hienical economics
Open declared imperialism
It´s the disaster kapitalism !

Our demo-workers did excelent work,
So we broadcasted it live to the whole world
Fear the secret network of the Taliban
and other bullshit, that we just made up

Black gold, lots of opium and weed
It´s obivious why we are here
we even teach you, how justice shoud be
freedom for you, money for me

Feel the terror, live in fear
Support, the goverments policy

Wherever a disaster strikes,
By every humanitarian catasthrope site
We are the first, at bay to save the day
And dump our garbage from chops and planes
pretending it´s gentle aid in the crates

No need to thank, by our overproduction-rate
it woud be waste either way
We rebuild your city, homes and roads
Wich you can rent from us – with big discount
And to ensure you to be safe and sound
we established some new outposts around

We are the
most aggressive pacifists, you´ll ever find,
We´ll defend the peace at any price,
even if it woud mean nukeing you´re ass
remember this, when dealing with us:
We´re the only ones, who dared to use the bomb

The commmunists,were doing pretty good
everybody feared them in their hood
Contrary to them – we don´t limit ourselfes
and make everybody fear everybody else

Masked guys with machine guns
taking blame for wathever fits us
The CIA delivers tapes anytime
They have big rutine in the work of that type

The lies are new, but the methods old !
Fear dims the crowd´s vision terrror means control!
The treat is as real, as it has ever been
Your lands are as free as they´ll ever get

The lies are new, but the story old
Greed dims our vision! More, more, more

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