If women tempt you, just try thinking like a seven-year-old. Maybe dress and talk like one too.
Tell yourself that girls are icky and have cooties. Maybe try singing "No dick, no dick, na na na na na!" in the style of a playground chant. (Just don't do it too loudly).
Schoolboys instinctively know how to go their own way. It's only later that they end up getting force-fed the blue pill.
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