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EARTH IS NOT A SPHERE and There is no such things as GRAVITY

I am not a flat earther. I don't know what the earth is or how it is or where it is. I don't know whether God exists or not. I don't know these things.

But there are things I know, for sure.

1) There is no gravity.
2) The education system you know, it is a joke.
3) All the pictures and videos of outer space: LIES
4) We never went to the moon, because it is not a place you can land on (since planets, do not exist)
5) Your language creates your world
6) Sports for the audience: mind-control mechanisms
7) The earth is not a sphere (I don't know what it is, except that it is definitely not a planet moving in empty space)
8) Space doesn't exist, and we are living a closed system, perhaps there is a machine for all this.
9) There no astronauts in space right now and there never was, all those videos were and are being taken down here on earth, just watch them CLOSELY and catch the errors as I did.
10) Evolution: best of lies.

These are for certain.

Other than these, I can sincerely confess that I don't know what's going on and why we are here. I am not really a God believer but I know how certain things are. Believe what I say or not, but what I am saying is true regardless, you can find out for yourself if you pay enough attention.

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