Quote# 127294

I am a handwriting analyst. Jack Lew’s handwriting shows, while strange, that he is very secretive—not necessarily a bad thing.

Donald Trump, Twitter 31 Comments [5/19/2017 2:34:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Citizen Justin

This is rather odd, particularly considering the source. Not fundie though.

Lew does have different signatures for financial and for usual purposes, says Wikipedia.

5/19/2017 3:15:36 AM

I am a typing analyst. Donald Trump's constant tweeting shows, while strange, that he is an attention whore-not necessarily a good thing.

See? Works both ways, president evil.

Seriously though, has handwriting analysis not been debunked some time ago as being highly inaccurate? To think that a president would claim to be good at it and impliment it...

5/19/2017 3:27:47 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

And next time on President Twit: Mr President finds the cure for vaccine damage with his l33t alchemy skills!

Seriously though, has handwriting analysis not been debunked some time ago as being highly inaccurate?


5/19/2017 3:30:18 AM


He's a expert at nothing but claiming he has skills.

5/19/2017 3:41:48 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Have you seen Trump's signature? That's scary!
Besides he has a different sig, too; sometimes he's John Miller.

5/19/2017 3:44:15 AM


I am a handwriting analyst
I am a faithful husband
I am a competent businessman
I am a legitimate President
I am an avid reader
I am a self-made billionaire
I am a decent human being
I am a crime solving box of crackers from Planet Fuck-Y'all
I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Cringer, my 'fearless' friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me, the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, 'By the Power of Grayskull!!' I have the power!

A brief list of all the things Trumples is not.

5/19/2017 3:48:24 AM


Was kicked out from a job interview in 2000 because my handwriting proved I was not motivated.

Was hired by another company 3 weeks later, for a much better income. Handwriting rules.

5/19/2017 5:40:25 AM

Mister Spak

I am a psychological analyst. Your psychology show you are a narcissistic sociopath. That's a bad thing in someone with access to a big red button.

5/19/2017 6:03:31 AM

Dr. Razark

"I am a handwriting analyst."

By all means, please consider quitting your job to take that up full time.

5/19/2017 6:24:21 AM


He has the BEEEST analyzes, or what?

5/19/2017 6:25:05 AM


Not Fundy just the egotistical ramblings of a narcissist.

5/19/2017 6:44:41 AM

Thinking Allowed

...and The Orange Snowflake looks like he's is still in pre-school.

5/19/2017 7:18:11 AM


No analysis required, concerning a certain memo, Donald Fart.

The 21st Century's 'Smoking Gun' indeed. And it spells Political Death. [/Watergate]

5/19/2017 7:23:51 AM

The Angry Dybbuk



5/19/2017 8:24:27 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Please tell me this was from the parody Twitter account.

I'm a voter, Donnie Dollhands, & I look forward to watching you hit the ground like a safe. Watching you destroy yourself, & your brand is not necessarily a bad thing.

5/19/2017 9:51:16 AM

Doubting Thomas

You are not a handwriting analyst. You're barely a president.

5/19/2017 10:08:42 AM


1) Why is this on FSTDT? Surely we don't put here whatever random thing the orange manchild says?

2) Surprise surprise, he's also a handwriting analyst. Donald Trump, Expert on the Universe and Everything. It's true.

5/19/2017 10:12:39 AM

Pink Jackboots

Are you also a phrenologist?

5/19/2017 10:37:48 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I am a handwriting analyst.
[I'm like a smart guy. I know scripts. I have the best letters, the best alphabets.
I went to private kindergarten. I rated an A. All As. All As. I taught the other
kids the art of the signature. I didn't have time to read "See Spot run"...I had the
other kids read it for me. Then I fired them.]

5/19/2017 10:49:11 AM

@"1) Why is this on FSTDT? Surely we don't put here whatever random thing the orange manchild says?"

Because FSTDT is a leftist propaganda outlet pretending to be just anti-irrationality.

So they will go out of their way to bash conservatives.

If they ever put out a crazy leftist quote, it's done so very rarely and only to create the false impression of balance. And the quote has to be REALLY crazy to count. Average crazy won't count.

5/19/2017 10:54:14 AM


Conservatroll no one is stopping you from posting all the liberal submissions you want.

That said people should stop posting everything Trump says as he's no fundie.

5/19/2017 12:05:11 PM


I am a handwriting analyst.

And I am a linguistic psychologist. Based on what you're saying, you have a bad case of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

5/19/2017 12:44:25 PM


I am a handwriting analyst.

And I'm an underwater basket weaver. Also, this isn't fundie, it's just Trump being very stupid, again.

5/19/2017 12:47:56 PM

The Angry Dybbuk

@ #2054037:

...which is why leftist bullshit is also posted here. (And, if you find leftist irrationality in the wild, you can always submit quotes - but that might not fit with your delusions.)

Cry more; your tears season my food.

5/19/2017 12:49:31 PM

Pink Jackboots

I second the Angry Dybbuk

5/19/2017 1:58:30 PM

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