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May your wings Carrie you to heaven, Ms. Fisher.

The SJW cancer is spreading faster than ever on the withering ass of Western civilization! Now a bunch of moronic ninnies have taken it upon themselves to control the way we grieve a celebrities’ death! Anyone who is acquainted with the original Star Wars trilogy remembers the iconic scene in which Princess Leia was enslaved by Jabba the Hutt and forced to wear a chainmail bikini that left little of Fisher’s bodacious figure to the imagination. It was every nerd’s fantasy come true, so it’s no surprise that many of them would wish to commemorate the late actresses’ death by tweeting pictures of her from their most cherished and fondly remembered wet dream of the princess. Of course, that stuck in the SJWs craw something fierce (how much more do you think they could fit up there?) and decided to take her fanbase to task on yet another misguided campaign that reminds everyone just what spoiled, moronic, heartless monsters they are. It seems it is politically incorrect and sexist to even grieve a beautiful goddess like Fisher. How much more bullshit do we have to tolerate from these “progressives”? How much more eggshells must we take care to avoid stepping on before we decide to launch these spineless crybabies into the sun? Everything is sexist, from the games we play, the shows we watch, the books we read, the temperature at which we set our air conditioners at work, and now even the way we GRIEVE is too! This fear mongering must cease. Know this, social justice losers, 2017 will not be yours for the taking! R. I. P Carrie Fisher. You will be missed. May the Force always be with you.

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