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Not Compensating For Anything Award
[A picture with the caption "You keep your fuel mileage" above a Prius and "We'll keep our manhood" above three trucks]
[5/18/2017 12:46:57 AM]
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I'm driving a bioflex car. My wife is happy in bed with me. I don't need a polluting substitute.
5/18/2017 1:18:24 AM
Have to admit I'm quite fond of large, heavy cars just for the fun of it... but if my trusted Ford ever breaks down, I'll happily buy a small hybrid without fearing for my manhood.
5/18/2017 1:48:55 AM
What if someone gets a truck like one of those converted into a hybrid?
5/18/2017 1:58:39 AM
Those trucks look like delicious mine fodder, I say.
5/18/2017 1:59:30 AM
The Reptilian Jew
Big heavy cars are awesome, I'll give you that, but if your manhood depends on owning one and you feel like you lost it if you own a small car, it probably wasm't that big of a manhood in the first place.
5/18/2017 2:01:46 AM
Your manhood is in your car? I pity your wives and girlfriends.
A couple of brats in a car that size, but with a "warning, I can only drive slow" red triangle on the back honked at me the other day, probably to either scare me or make fun of me. I waved happily at them, and thought the boys were pretty pathetic. I have the same thought now, about you, Dani-boy. And now I read your last name and find you even more pathetic. That sounds like a three-year-old running around with a slightly gun-shaped piece of wood, yelling "Pow! Pow!".
Womanhood like this scares you, doesn't it, dearie?
5/18/2017 2:22:38 AM
We'll also be keeping disposable income while you drop triple digits in gas every month. For ugly ass trucks that are a bitch to park and if you're stuck in between two other ugly ass overcompensating machines you're not going to be able to open a door without dinging the guy next to you.
... Fucking idiot. If you need a physical object to tell yourself you're a man then not only does that say volumes about what you've got going for yourself it says very little indeed about what you've got going on in your pants.
5/18/2017 2:55:02 AM
Frankly i would care more about the opinions of some normal people driving priuses than i would about some testostorone-obsessed man-children driving oversized pick-ups.
5/18/2017 3:36:30 AM
You keep sending money to muslim terrorists for gas, we'll keep driving.
5/18/2017 4:27:43 AM
His wife: "Dang it, Billy-Dan-Bobby, I told you to bring your manhood to bed, not leave it out in the driveway! Again!".
5/18/2017 5:09:31 AM
I spent a short stint working for a car rental agency and I will admit that I loved driving SUVs. It was nice to drive with a nice elevated view of the road.
That aside, what was this taken from? "The Small Penis Club" Facebook page?
5/18/2017 5:34:21 AM
My boyfriend drives a beer can with a lawn mower engine. He's also far better in the sack than you can ever hope to be.
5/18/2017 6:51:43 AM
5/18/2017 7:41:59 AM
Demon Duck of Doom
5/18/2017 7:50:46 AM
Rob aka Mediancat
You keep your manhood.
I'll keep my money.
5/18/2017 7:57:14 AM
That's a very
form of transport your 'Emprah' is travelling in: an
golf cart, eh...?!
Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.
-John F. Kennedy
Just ask multi-Olympic Gold medal-winning - and cycling God -
Jesus Wiggins possess the Holy Righteous Penis Navaros always talked about, Dani.
Shimano Ultegra components >>>>> Viagra.
5/18/2017 8:29:00 AM
5/18/2017 9:42:45 AM
I will never understand how fragile the self-esteem has to be on people who make these kinds of rules of what a REAL MAN has to do in order not to be seen as effeminate or weak.
5/18/2017 9:57:31 AM
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You can try that with your overcompensated gas guzzling truck monster. Driving a big truck if you do not need the transport capabilities in your job is just telling me you have issues with your manhood!
5/18/2017 10:13:58 AM
I only drive a small, economic car because I'm compensating for my really large penis.
5/18/2017 10:14:48 AM
Way to reinforce the whole, "Huge vehicle = tiny penis" thing there.
5/18/2017 10:50:48 AM
Admit it : you are too weak to carry your own fat.
And too lazy to keep your ego in check.
And too ignorant and selfish to care about global warming and pollution.
5/18/2017 11:27:27 AM
You know what they say about the size of the truck versus the size of the...er...man.
5/18/2017 11:49:13 AM
And then people ask why the right wingers are so certain that anthropogenic climate change is a hoax.
It's so they can keep driving those huge substitute penises and all the other environmentally damaging things that are a part of what they call the "American way". No anthropogenic climate change = clear conscience, no regulations, etc.
5/18/2017 12:06:26 PM
Didn't realise "manhood" was shorthand for "wasting massive amounts of gas and money for little to no gain".
5/18/2017 12:23:20 PM