Madonna/Whore Award
And yet, "Madonna" still fails miserably at being more appealing than "Whore".
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14 could either refer to AH, or to The Fourteen Words "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children."
88 always refers to Heil Hitler though.
Ever been to the Gemelde Museum in Berlin? It was some beautiful paintings, and then row upon row upon row of Birth of Jesus, Pietà, Birth of Jesus, Pietà, Birth of Jesus, Pietà, etc, etc, etc.
Eliminate the Jews? Didn't Hitler and the Nazis try that? Remind me; what happened to them? Suicides and convictions in the Nuremberg trials, right? Oh, and some sneaky escapes to the South Americas...
Do people really think this will persuade anyone? Is there a single person in the world who will look at this and go "wow, I don't measure up to the Glorious Leader's ideals, THEREFORE, I must have committed myself to the degenerate path (despite the conspicuous lack of promiscuity, laziness, and general degeneration in my life) and must mend my ways at once!"?
For a few moments, both Trad "Looking For a Mate" and "Being Part of a Community" made me suspect a poe. However, I came to the conclusion that it is a case of "too crazy to be a parody".
Also: You want to construct a Dyson sphere with only a fraction of a species that is not even Type I on the Kardashev scale? Truly, Hitler would be very proud of your superior Aryan realism and sense of proportion*.
* read: megalomania.
@ Muchacho1994
I believe it is a camel toe
Thanks. I wondered, too. I also wonder if he's ever seen one.
Wait a minute --- Emily?
There is so much fail on both sides of the coin according to this...er...comic I don't even know where to start.
Oh and Emily, Hitler's idea of an Aryan nation died with him.
It ain't the jews holding you back but your own ignorance and narcissism.
And if Hollywood has taught me anything you couldn't make a Dyson sphere without the help of the Chinese.
Anyone else notice the girl in the left's boobs stayed small and perky while the one on the right changed from flabby to sagging to flabby again?
I don't want anything to do with either of them. Different flavors of stupid & disgusting are still ultimately equally stupid & disgusting.
@Insult to Rocks
Didn't they make a movie about something like that a few years back?
So in this comic, we have an atrocious, disgusting woman with horrendous values and hedonistic values...
...and a non-existent caricature of a feminist :)
Racism aside do these fucking Nazis actually think they can pretend to have high IQs and are a healthier lot? They've met each other after all. Have you even seen these Aryan or Nazi events? Check it out on YouTube, Fat asses and tattoos abound, like Tea Party events with their parents.
And racists actually think they can appeal to women through this eyesore? You strip away everything their absurd glorification of themselves tries to impress on their target audience - a far cry from the reality of the over-entitled under-achievers and malcontents that epitomize the trash aspect of the phrases trailer trash and white trash that make up the bulk of the ranks of the "racially aware" - and any woman with a lick of sense will see a painfully obvious job application for a breeding sow instead of the lure of a dignified life. If you can call a life others determine for you dignified, that is.
Re: Absorbing Culture
Are you saying that we should only admire art if it's several hundred years old? Are you saying people shouldn't participate in creating art themselves, or experiment? And if white people like you are so great at making art, why aren't you putting out art and music on part with the stuff you admire today?
Re: Looking For A Mate
Miss Neo-Nazi's romantic daydream is just that: a romantic daydream. Assuming she finds a fellow Neo-Nazi who is totally happy with her keeping house and making food and babies while he works, she'll find out that the reality isn't nearly as romantic as she thinks. And he probably won't have an IQ of 140, either.
Re: Raising a Family
Depression doesn't care what your political beliefs are; being a Neo-Nazi mom isn't going to stop or fix that. And why does that plane look so phallic?
Re: Being Part of a Community
So, Neo-Nazis are a bunch of paranoid assholes with pie-in-the-sky dreams. Got it.
Re: Leaving a Legacy
Because teaching your children to be xenophobes and racist is SO noble.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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