Mane these bitches can't even make hamburger helper
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OF COURSE NOT, ASSr'el....a pooch is incapable of making a human meal!
(I'm a stinker! :D)
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@creativerealms
*AUGH!* As a Pegasister; Do not associate me or most Bronies with this guy!
Are you fucking kidding me? How much of a loser idiot are you? I have some mental illness and have all my life but at ten I could make a pizza from scratch, handmade dough and all, plus cream puffs with whipped heavy cream. When means we're low I used Hamburger helper as a base for stretched recipes to make the food budget more expansive. And just to add other things you probably would also mention, I can wash my own clothes and considered it a privilege when I was allowed to when I was young. I can also wash dishes, shave my neck and talk to women when the social situations is appropriate.
Also, never use a horse term again, you don't DESERVE to say words related to horses.
Mane these bitches
You mean like these?
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can't even make hamburger helper
I, for one discovered great cooking skill over the last months - my mother even told me several times that I was too good at it to move out! Cooking figures into my plans at getting into my girl's heart (and, well, pants), not the other way round.
(Well, so to speak, considering that I have yet to meet, or at least to recognise the woman of my dreams in, her...)
Here's an idea: Cook it yourself if you're just going to whine about the quality. If someone's doing the cooking for you a little gratitude ought to be the proper response.
In fact how about you do the housework while a woman brings home the bacon and you can cook it for her, too. Then when she yells at you for every little imperfection barely a minute after getting in the door after you spent all day busting your ass to keep the house in order and in the case of being one of those assholes who demands that dinner be hot and on the table by the time you have your shoes off timing a meal down to the minute of their arrival (nevermind them being early or late) you can find out for yourself how completely fucking annoying that is.
If you think you're the only one that has busy days you've got some growing up to do, son.
Pretty much a prodigy at cooking, not even braging.
I make my husband fried rice with worm pupae, french wine soups, home-made gulash stuffed potato pancakes! You are beneath me, fucker.
Dammit, America! You just made me google search Hamburger Helper, expecting it to be something to put in a burger, like Big Mac Sauce or something, and instead got images of the most unappetising pasta dish I've ever seen. What is WRONG with you?
@ Newfaceofrev
You just made me google search Hamburger Helper, expecting it to be something to put in a burger, like Big Mac Sauce or something, and instead got images of the most unappetising pasta dish I've ever seen.
Exactly my reaction.
Confused?
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