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If you say your Christian, BUT you vote Democrat (or Independent with Democrat favor), you are most likely not a Christian at all. Being Christian and Democrat is like oil and water, they don't mix...

Eden Decoded, Facebook 17 Comments [4/20/2017 11:42:49 AM]
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Malingspann

"your Christian"

Their Christian what?

4/20/2017 11:51:29 AM



Remind us how America is a Christian nation, again, while we contemplate the fact that Clinton got 3 million more votes than Trump.

4/20/2017 12:00:38 PM



Because republicans are? Even though they ignore Jesus teachings?

4/20/2017 12:14:36 PM

checkmate

Being Christian and Democrat is like oil and water, they don't mix...



4/20/2017 12:53:07 PM

Whitleylad

You are absolutely right, Christians shouldn't be Democrat, they should be left wing socialist. Read your fucking bible, Jesus was a liberal, not a Republican, not really a democrat (although in US politics they do seem the closest). I think Jesus is more British Labour and a bit Lib Dem. The thing is Eden, you think that Jesus is a gun toting, racist, who thinks the environment is not worth looking after. You are mixing up Jesus with the old testament god.

4/20/2017 1:20:47 PM

Anon-e-moose

Devout Southern Baptist Jimmy Carter. He's even used the pre-1954 Pledge of Allegiance - which omitted 'Under God' - which is still valid.

Question: Which letter did he have after his name: '(R)' or '(D)'?

'When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.'

-Abraham Lincoln (R)

4/20/2017 3:11:49 PM

creativerealms

Wrong Mack or is this Nya Nya?

4/20/2017 3:45:53 PM

Kanna

Right, didn't we all know it? Jesus was a conservative, back when he drove the Mexicans out of ....er....no, that's not it. How about when he cut money for Meals on Camels for the elderl....hmmm. Let's try again. When he said "pollute the planet, for the coal miners will inherit th....uh oh, dead end there.

I got nothin'.

4/20/2017 4:53:01 PM

Insult to Rocks

Being a Christian and a Democrat is like oil and water...

Very flammable and dangerous to seagulls.

4/20/2017 9:32:16 PM

Kanzenkankaku

Damn, I better tell my dad he's a fake christian because an internet rando said so. I'm sure he'll get a kick out of that one.

4/21/2017 1:13:54 AM

Prager

Dear Eden,

It's not up to you to decide who is or isn't christian. Also, there are millions of Americans who would strongly disagree with you.

4/21/2017 1:30:19 AM



And yet republicans are even less like Christ than democrats

4/21/2017 2:23:37 AM

The Angry Dybbuk

"Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not. Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord..." (Matthew 25:41-44a, KJV)

'We were merely mistaken; we thought those people we refused to help were just crack-heads, whores, illegals. The Good Book says you help those who help themselves.'

'And Jesus answered, That statement is not in the Bible anywhere. In fact we were pretty specific that you should help the stranger and the alien (as your distant ancestors had been strangers in Egypt); that you should love your enemies; that you would face judgement proportional with how you treated others. If you had stopped to help the least of them, you would have been helping the condemned man whose terrible death marked the founding of your religion.'

'It is written, "Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy" (Ezekial 16:49). And so it happened that you condemned Sodomites while waxing even worse.'

4/21/2017 3:13:36 AM

Swede

If I say my Christian, what...?

Yeah, Jesus was a commie hippie, just like it says in Acts 4:34-35. Clearly you can't vote right-wing if you say you're a Christian!

Whaaat? Was that not what you meant?
Which Bible have YOU been reading?


4/21/2017 3:19:59 AM

Doubting Thomas

Because God and Jesus are Republicans!

4/21/2017 4:47:03 AM

Mister Spak

However being a psychopath Christian is a perfect match for the psychopath Republic party. It's like mixing water with other water.


4/21/2017 5:59:44 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Now I'm even more proud to be a Democratic voter, if it means minimal exposure to right wing christian republican filth. Like you, Mack.

It's a goddamned embarrassment having to share a country with so many people who are just this flat out stupid.

Side note- I read earlier today that the Orc's approval ratings are lower than that of United Airlines. The airline that tossed a passenger out because they overbooked still has higher approval ratings than that fat orange butt plug squatting in the Oval Office. If that isn't a great example of comedy, I don't know what is.

4/21/2017 10:06:22 AM

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