Quote# 126479

A woman has to be exceptionally stunningly beautiful to pull off a tattoo. But that's defeating the whole purpose right? Ugly girls in search of identity are the ones who get tattoos.

But if I'm out getting chicks and I snag one with a tattoo, she is immediately downgraded to sperm urinal. Sure I'll stab them intestines like Mike Meyers but I'd never commit to a chick with tattoos.

As a rule of thumb, each tattoo on a girl symbolizes each 50 dudes she let piss sperm in her womb.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 11 Comments [4/19/2017 12:41:46 PM]
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Jason_the_Cripple

" I'll stab them intestines "
"she let piss sperm in her womb."

You don't really know how sex works, do you?

4/19/2017 1:27:17 PM

Master of Kitchens

So, the tattoo I got to commemorate my grandmother's passing marks me as a cum dumpster? What about my children's initials on my wrist? Ugly enough to ensure you don't come within a 10 mile radius?

BTW, I highly doubt any woman is willing to commit to you and your horror flick sex life, tattoos or no.

4/19/2017 10:44:59 PM

Frogflayer

Now I feel like I have to apologise for my gender

4/20/2017 1:42:35 AM

japanda

So you are saying I've slept with 250 guys?! Where was I when this happened?! I'm sure my hubby would be surprised to know that since I got 4 of them after we got married XD. Wait...he has two tats...does that mean he slept with 100 guys? I am designing another tattoo for myself so do I have to sleep with the 50 guys before I am qualified to get it or can I do it after?

4/20/2017 4:23:08 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

An incel Anonymous Coward? Does that mean that Chadz are Reptoids?

And I thought I was turned off by tatoos.

4/20/2017 4:56:44 AM

Doubting Thomas

As a rule of thumb, each tattoo on a girl symbolizes each 50 dudes she let piss sperm in her womb.


Bullshit. Stop getting your ideas about women from porn.

And I don't understand this slut shaming anyway. If you're out "getting chicks," why would you be angry that a woman likes sex when she's having sex with you? I'll never understand these guys who think it's manly to go out and bang a bunch of women, but demand to marry a virgin. And then expect her to be a total slut in the bedroom.

4/20/2017 7:10:04 AM

Liz_7

What about one really big tattoo?

But I digress, if tattoos keep people like you away from me, then it's time to get another one.

4/20/2017 10:15:18 AM

Musicalbookworm

Damn! This makes me wish I could overcome my fear of needles enough to get and awesome bracelet tattoo.

4/20/2017 11:31:43 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Now it sucks even more that I can't get inked up, if tats are incel repellent. Oh, who am I kidding-these losers wouldn't want anything to do with me, since I'm way too old & not blonde.

I feel so bland, being inkless.

4/20/2017 4:02:17 PM

Titania

Now I want more tattoos! You're a clown, a loser who won't get to "piss sperm" anywhere near me.

4/20/2017 6:37:36 PM

CuriousAndMoreCurious

Question...
Recently my wife got a new tattoo (Christmas gift from me) black stylized line art butterfly with our kids initials in it. Together it is one image, but made up by about two dozen shapes. Does that mean she has to meet up with 50 new guys, or over 1200? I need to know because the logistics of pulling the later off would be a nightmare

4/22/2017 4:59:01 AM

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