Quote# 126469

Please institute the One-drop rule on /r/incels

I find myself disgusted with the demographic of this subreddit. I know I am far from the only incel who feels this way; the roastie problem is out of control.
To remedy this most urgent issue, I hereby request that a modified One-drop rule be brought into effect for the purpose of maintaining the purity of this subreddit.

The rule: any female user who has prior relationship experience (has swallowed "one drop" of Chad's semen) shall be forbidden from participating in this subreddit.

The implementation: automatically parse submitters' post history for the following strings and summarily ban the user:

my boyfriend
my bf
my ex
as a mother

At the suggestion of /u/xyrxyr, submissions to the following subreddits are also grounds for an automatic ban:


Incels, I welcome your suggestions and criticisms
Normies, please do kill yourselves

yesthisisfeel, /r/incels 9 Comments [4/19/2017 9:38:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Yes, please continue to further isolate yourselves and ignore people who try to give you advice because it's what you need to hear, not what you want to hear.

Transform r/incels into even more of an echo chamber. And I thought you'd have no problem with r/niceguys if for no other reason than you can point at the posts and say, "Hue, hue! Lookit that beta kuk! Hue, hue!"

Then again, considering that "Nice Guys"TM tend to be the larval stage of "incels", maybe the content in that sub hits a little too close to home. I've noticed that guys like that get a little too defensive when anyone calls bullshit on their precious "friend zone". Either that or their response is, "I'm not like those losers!" when in reality Buttercup, yes, yes you are!

4/19/2017 11:15:36 AM


Did you make the signs for the klubhouse? No girlz allowed! Giv yore paszwurd!

4/19/2017 12:04:59 PM


In this world a male who wants to have females vying for his attentions and not the other way around has to actually put some effort and learn his shit. Sorry for being brutal here sonny, but if you want to just spread it for a livin and invite any disgusting fool by default, get yourself a vagina, will work for maybe a decade, three in shitholes like my country, at most. Or check the bottom scene if you`re into it, a lot of you fucks seem to be. Oh just remember, if by an off chance you DO get yourself a nice and pretty sex change, you`ll stil be denied the ultimate anchor and so again, will have to substitute actual effort. So you know what, I talked myself out of the advice... Just spread you ass and you shall receive, and if the Bubba`s good to you, who knows maybe next time he`ll get you a next xbone shooter.

4/19/2017 1:02:38 PM

Master of Kitchens

I call bullshit on "as a mother" being worthy of the banhammer. Even if they consider IVF a violation of their "One Drop rule", wouldn't adoption still be a thing? Just close all your loopholes by hanging a "No Girls Allowed" sign on the door and be done with it.

4/19/2017 11:02:19 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Well, I propose that /r/incels changes its description from
a sub for people who lack romantic relationships and sex, but mostly geared towards those lacking a girlfriend or seeking marriage.

an echo chamber for pathetic men-children who turn "forever alone" into a self-fulfilling propecy, geared especially towards those whining about the sourness of the grapes and raging against the world while refusing to take their lives into their own hands.

4/20/2017 12:26:37 AM


>(A)n echo chamber for pathetic men-children who turn "forever alone" into a self-fulfilling prophecy, geared especially towards those whining about the sourness of the grapes and raging against the world while refusing to take their lives into their own hands.

I'm again going to bring up my attempt to troll r/foreveralone around Valentine's Day last year that backfired in the most pleasant way; I said that they could take solace knowing that they could stock up on discounted candy on February 15, fully expecting a bunch of "HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY PAIN!!!" responses.

A lot of the responses were positive with the sub's users thanking me and telling me I had given them something to look forward to.

You see that "incel" manbabies? Even the sad sacks in r/foreveralone can find a silver lining. And at least they acknowledge that they're the reason for their loneliness and are open to advice on how to improve themselves.

4/20/2017 5:58:14 AM

Doubting Thomas

What a way to ensure that your forum remains a total sausage fest where incel idiots can gather and wallow in self-pity and hatred while ensuring that nobody ever offers good advice. I mean, if you're desperate to meet women, why would you want to ban them?

4/20/2017 7:25:29 AM


I had ONE relationship (albeit a non-sexual one and it was for 'bout ONE WEEK WHEN I WAS IN NINTH GRADE. And I WAS THE ONE WHO ENDED IT!), does that count.

4/20/2017 10:57:40 AM



Irony being, that's exactly what "incels" do to women. And they aren't "sluts" because they're sleeping with a different "Chad" or "Tyrone" every night, most of the time they're "sluts" because they're sleeping with a guy who isn't them.

Besides, their sex life is none of these manbabies' business.

4/26/2017 10:06:15 AM

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