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Sermon 2: Purity and Chastity
By Rev. William H. Grimes
It's time that we discuss a very important chapter in the Bible: I Corinthians 7. I Corinthians 7 talks about married life and the single life. Liberal theologians take this passage as meaning that there is inherent value in marriage, and that marriage is better than being single. The command to "be fruitful and multiply" was ONLY for the immediate descendants of Adam and Eve. It was NOT meant to be a command in 2017! Yet people are breeding like rabbits! Fornicators such as US President Donald Trump are partially to blame for the emulation of wicked behaviors because in the eyes of the Lord Trump was never married, thus guilty of fornication, and his current "marriage" with Melania Trump is an adulterous affair!
I Corinthians 7:1 says that "Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman." Clear as crystal, plain as day! Yet these liberals are insistent upon theological sloppiness. IT IS GOOD FOR A MAN NOT TO TOUCH A WOMAN. What in the world do you think that means besides the fact that IT IS GOOD FOR A MAN NOT TO TOUCH A WOMAN?! Can Paul articulate this point any clearer?! Are you liberals dense?!!!
I Corinthians 7:8 likewise states "I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I." Even the liberal NIV says that "Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I do." If even the liberal pro-abortion virgin birth denying NIV can be correct about this crucial issue, what is the excuse of these scores of other liberals who do not recognize the fact that this passage says that it is not good for a man to touch a woman, and that it is BETTER for men to stay unmarried and live lives of celibacy?
Liberals love to clap back with the following verse, which says "But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn." However, this does NOT say that most or all men should marry. Only men who absolutely lack self control and cannot remain chaste and then fall into fornication shall marry. A very different concept, right?! These men are seen as weaker in the Kingdom of God, and they get less reward in heaven for they had the reward of sexual gratification on Earth. Heaven has treasures far beyond the simple and fleeting pleasure of sexual gratification, and sexual gratification is completely unnecessary for humans, and people live fine lives and accomplish great things without it. Christian Sir Isaac Newton was one of the most brilliant minds that God has blessed this world with, and he never desired sexual gratification and lived a life of excellence for God and also his fellow man. This is what we need to set kids up for, not for ignoring God in favor of sexual gratification, marriage, and childrearing! It takes up a lot of time that could be spent worshiping God instead!
Back to the Trump situation, this chapter also says that "And unto the married I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband: But and if she depart, let her remain unmarried or be reconciled to her husband: and let not the husband put away his wife. But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away. And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him."(I Corinthians 7:10-13) Donald Trump "married" Ivana Trump, but that was even a sham marriage because she is still married to Alfred Winklmayr, who she "divorced" right before marrying Trump, and after Ivana divorced Donald, she had two more "marriages" and "divorces" that are shams unto the Lord, as Ivana is still married to Alfred! Since Ivana has never reconciled with Alfred, and Donald has never been validly married in the eyes of the Lord, Donald is guilty of fornication and Ivana is an adultress! "First Lady" Melania Trump is "married" to Donald Trump in the eyes of the world, and Melania is nothing but a porn star and a trophy wife who has never glorified the Lord! Say what else you want about Michelle Obama, but at least she had some class and dignity, and was not an adulteress! Such a sinful and wicked and prideful man the "godly" have elected to lead the USA! Woe to America! Melania Trump is WICKED AND DECEITFUL AND SINFUL AND LACKS CLASS AND DIGNITY BECAUSE SHE HATES THE THINGS OF GOD AND LOVES MAMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To conclude, the wicked Americans need to WAKE UP and realize the sham that is excessive marriage and fornication and adultery because sexual gratification IS NOT A HUMAN RIGHT and Onanism and other forms of impurity are NOT FOR THE GODLY and marriage is only for WEAK MEN WHO CANNOT CONTAIN THEIR PASSION LEST THEY FALL INTO FORNICATION, and if you marry and have sexual exploits, YOU WILL BE A LESSER BEING IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN PROVIDED YOU CAN BE A MAN WHO ONLY HAS ONE WIFE AND ONE LOVER! God's people said AMEN!

William Grimes, New Testament Baptist Church 72 Comments [4/19/2017 12:14:50 AM]
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Hu's On First

Baptist? I didn't know Baptists advocated monasticism!

4/19/2017 12:30:56 AM

rubber chicken

Perhaps Grimy should preach to the Incels ?

4/19/2017 12:41:41 AM

He almost sounds like an incel in this one.

4/19/2017 2:14:49 AM

The Angry Dybbuk


4/19/2017 3:34:03 AM


Your boyfriend Ellie's moral 'King' Elvis was very liberal about where he put his penis: even after he was married. Oh, and Grimy, I have just two words for you: Josh Buggar. NEXT!



4/19/2017 5:33:21 AM


He keeps quoting Paul on all of that. What did the boss of the franchise himself have to say about that? Nothing, AFAIK and as far as he knows, would it seem.
Why do they keep calling themselves christians when their main source of morals is not Jesus, but Paul? Sounds like they are simply extorting the brand.

4/19/2017 5:48:00 AM


Well we agree that Trump sucks.

4/19/2017 5:50:31 AM

The Real James Wilson

"All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"- 2 Timothy 3:16

It doesn't matter what human author was responsible because it's all the Word of the Lord! You can't come up with a good rebuttal to Pastor Grimes' solid and sound preaching, so you nerdy anime and video game lovers nitpick! Aha!

4/19/2017 6:45:44 AM

Doubting Thomas

If Donald and Melania have a marriage license, then they're legally married despite what your god thinks.

Yeech, I just defended Donald Trump. I feel so dirty that I think I need a shower.

And the rest of this sounds like a huge case of "sex is evil and I am horny." I wonder if it's just a matter of time before Mr. Grimes is caught in an extramarital affair, since it's usually those who preach against things the loudest who are themselves participating in them.

4/19/2017 6:47:13 AM


Televangelists should really be scared then.

Oh look James Wilson is back. And not sounding any smarter than before. As though he learned nothing.

4/19/2017 6:52:31 AM

The Real James Wilson

Televangelists are a bunch of hucksters who abuse the name of God to gain earthly wealth and fame! Just look at "Rev." Joel Osteen with his mansion and private jet! Wicked sinner and damnable heretic!

I bet you nerds just enjoy sitting in mommy's basement and play D&D and living off welfare! I bet you're so childish that you think that Spongebob and burping contests are funny! Must be a sad life to reject the things of God and be miserable lonely nerds playing the Sega Genesis or whatever you kids play today!

4/19/2017 7:00:53 AM

I play WoD when I am not at work. Oops just made The Real James Wilson into a liar there. Unless of course he wasn't serious. If he wasn't then technically he would be lying as he spoke, knowingly, untruthful bullshit. He could sound a lot smarter had he not posted at all. But he has to open his mouth and remove all doubt of his foolishness.

4/19/2017 7:04:04 AM


So that means you're a disciple of Paul, not of Christ, right? Paul was a misogynist to the nth degree, and his words suggest that he felt guilty about his closet homosexuality. He was a crotchety individual who was subject to seeing things during his seizures. Are you sure you've picked the right one to follow?

But I think you need to clarify that last sentence. One wife AND one lover? Need they be the same person?

And if you want to criticize materialism, stick with bashing Trump. He's the one who taught Melania everything she knows.

4/19/2017 7:05:34 AM

The Real James Wilson

I come here to try to convert the masses. Instead I get shown to be an idiot.

4/19/2017 7:06:38 AM


@The Real James Wilson


4/19/2017 7:10:55 AM

The Real James A. Wilson

That damnable heretic abusing my name is not proving anything! He is a nerd who can't be bothered to get off his duff and go get a job like his hero Spongebob! Woe is those impostors who dare to rebuke the name of God!

4/19/2017 7:15:26 AM

The Real James A. Wilson

Pastor Grimes should really do a sermon showing how pathetic nerds are next week! Over there catching Pokemans with your little pocket doohickeys in the name of Charles "I screwed a monkey" Darwin and Stephen "I never contributed anything to science" Hawking and Richard "Father of Memetics" Dawkins! Sad atheist nerds

4/19/2017 7:19:07 AM

The Real James Wilson should know better than to pass judgment as was said. If he is wrong he is a liar. If he is right he is only making the situation worse for the person. He should have stopped after he said he was an idiot. Especially after poster said when he is not at work. Evidently reading comprehension is not James Wilson's strong suit. Then again anything involving any amount of intelligence seems to be his weak suit.

4/19/2017 7:40:06 AM

The Real James Wilson should know the whole Charles Darwin thing has been proven that organisms adapt. As such it seems he is a liar. Or he is ignorant and therefore he is speaking about things he knows not about. And thus it means, even if inadvertently, he is a liar.

4/19/2017 7:41:42 AM

The Real James A. Wilson

So is being a wicked nerd playing VIDEO GAMES while pretending to care about "science" now fashionable? Like ENGINEER Bill Nye supposedly being an "expert" in biology, cosmology, and astronomy?

4/19/2017 7:43:04 AM

If playing video games (a product of science dumbass) while caring abut science is fashionable, then being a Christian who preaches to "heathens" who continually destroy everything Christian says must be fashionable. Happens quite a bit. Even when the so called heathens are at work. People at work can have down time. You would know that if you were working. Go back to praising Grimes and David J Stewart. They're probably more your speed. Less intelligence required

4/19/2017 7:49:49 AM

The Angry Dybbuk

@ The Real James Wilson:

"Nerds"? Oh, I get it: You're 12, and somehow got around the nanny software that usually limits your surfing.

4/19/2017 8:46:18 AM

The Real James A. Wilson

Yes, nerds! I'm a 54 year old man and I know all about the nerds who sit around playing board and video games instead of doing something productive with their own lives! Nerds who pay lip service to science as they sit around playing MARIO and Zelda and D&D and such! Such pathetic people nerds are because they'd rather read the Gospel of Richard "Father of Memetics" Dawkins than the Gospel of Matthew, which is the inerrant Word of God!

4/19/2017 8:54:01 AM

Philbert McAdamia

The Donald owns Melaria, bought and paid for, and you're OK with slavery, aren't you?


Oh, so we get one of each?

4/19/2017 9:06:52 AM


If it’s such an important chapter in the Bible, why isn’t it near the Ten Commandments, or in a prominent sermon by Jesus? Why is it hidden among the letters of relatively insignificant Paul? Are you a Christian or a Paulist?

Which liberal theologians are you miffed about, in particular?

So, all the things God said to Adam and Eve were ONLY intended for them and their immediate descendants? None of us need to heed it?

I agree about the Drumpf being a fornicator, but not because of rocky marriage status, but because of extra-marital affairs, sexual abuse and possible child molestations.

What about a woman touching a man?

No-one is pro-abortion, stupid. We’re pro-women’s-rights.

If God wanted men and women to “abide as they are”, why did he create sexual desire?

Is it the same for women, that only the ones who lack self-control and cannot remain chaste should marry? Or should all women just obey any self-control-lacking, non-chaste man who asks them to marry him, whether they themselves have self-control and can remain chaste?

Reward in heaven – dubious at best, completely lacking in evidence.
Sexual gratification on Earth – very real, tangible and evidence-based.

sexual gratification is completely unnecessary for humans, and people live fine lives and accomplish great things without it.

You should preach to the incels, man.

Yeah, it’s funny to see what an hedonistic narcissist the “godly” republicans have elected this time….

If you’re so much for Bible literalism, why not look up Onan and see what his sin really was…?
(Re. Paul's words that widows should abide as they are, and all that.)

One wife AND one lover?

@The Real James Wilson
I enjoy sitting in my room in our house, looking out into our garden, thinking of all the fun we're going to have there later this spring and in the summer. All of which hubby and me could buy because we have two good jobs. We’re going to be 50 in a few years and barely know who Spongebob is. I haven’t rejected the things of any gods, I just wait until there is evidence, sense or reason in any of it, before I devote my whole life to it.

4/19/2017 9:23:13 AM

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