Quote# 126428

Below the neck I'm more attractive than 99.9% of the world

But I'm still incel. Self improvement is a joke. No femcunt would pick the subhuman faced dude who benches 4 plates when skinny-boi chad is available.

Stop telling us to improve ourselves, normies. In every way I can control, I'm better than you. But my genetics have doomed me to inceldom.

RippedRichAndIncel, /r/incels 20 Comments [4/18/2017 11:22:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep
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Hu's On First

If you really hate your face that much, get plastic surgery.

4/18/2017 11:29:34 AM

Bimaac

So stop only going for the gym bunny "Staceys" who only for the gym rat "Chads".

Oh that's right, that would require you to stop being a shallow piece of shit.

And referring to women as "femcunts" probably isn't helping matters any.

Say it with me manbabies; men who are "ugly" still do fine with the ladies mostly because they aren't assholes like you.

And self-improvement also applies to your personality. Your "ugly" face matches your ugly personality.

4/18/2017 11:42:14 AM

Kanna

No, it's that slime beneath the surface that dooms you, and only you can control that. It's all between your ears... well, except for that other mind between your legs.

4/18/2017 12:53:01 PM

Tricky Fox

Maybe if you stopped sneering and slandering then perhaps you'd be less hated. I wrote a song about you guys, dammit.

4/18/2017 1:42:55 PM

RenegadePromQueen

Super secret albeit unsolicited self-improvement pro-tip of the century: referring to your potential sexual partners as 'femcunts' tends to instantly convert them into definitely never going to be sexual partners.

4/18/2017 2:11:05 PM

ScrappyB

Your problem doesn't just lie above your neck, honey. It lies between your ears.

4/18/2017 2:33:29 PM

The Crimson Ghost

I thought the "Chads" were always these smokin' hot, super buffed male models, not skinny boys.

Why not try the plastic surgery route? If this moron is so rich, then surely he can afford a quick trip to his local nip/tuck doctor.

Or most likely, he's just a miserable, self pitying liar whose face looks like the mangled grille of a 1987 Pontiac.

4/18/2017 2:39:47 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep


(NOT a photoshop, apparently.)

4/18/2017 2:55:41 PM

Insult to Rocks

The only way I'd feel for you would be if you literally had no head.

4/18/2017 2:59:27 PM

Musicalbookworm

While genetics *do* have something to do with personality, they are not wholly responsible for your personality, which is repulsive.

4/18/2017 4:10:08 PM

Anon-e-moose

Self improvement is a joke. No femcunt would pick the subhuman faced dude who benches 4 plates when skinny-boi chad is available


Exocet Missile - thus 70 facial operations - survivor:





Single bullet - thus surgical removal from Reality - not-survivor:



One of these things is not like the other. Which is it?

4/18/2017 5:31:09 PM



Protip: When you not only think you're better than everyone but literally tell people so they will be irritated by your presence.

I suspect the self-improvement suggested to you actually had little to do with anything steroids and gym equipment would accomplish.

4/18/2017 5:47:20 PM

SpukiKitty

Self improvement is a joke.

OOOOHHH! LOOK HOW MANLY AND ALPHA BEING LAZY IS! [sarcasm]

4/18/2017 8:34:55 PM

Kadorhal

Below the neck I'm more attractive than 99.9% of the world


Look, my parents said a lot of things about me that would be really nice, too, that doesn't mean they're actually true. You have to... shit, what's a way to say "work for it" without sending him hissing and crawling back to his corner of the basement by using the words "work" or "self-improvement"?

4/19/2017 1:27:50 AM

Azereaux

Interesting that the brain is above the neck, ain't it?

Also, it seems the definition of "Chad" changes to suit the individual incel. Whatever their personal preference is, it seems...

4/19/2017 6:21:02 AM

Bimaac

>Also, it seems the definition of "Chad" changes to suit the individual incel. Whatever their personal preference is, it seems...

Sort of like "That Which Shall Not Be Named's" definition of "incel" is an ever evolving thing.

4/19/2017 6:36:55 AM

Doubting Thomas

For some reason this reminds me of the joke, "You know how to get rid of 10 lbs. of ugly fat? Cut off your head."

4/19/2017 8:10:36 AM

Doubting Thomas

@Bimaac

Say it with me manbabies; men who are "ugly" still do fine with the ladies mostly because they aren't assholes like you.


Now now, you know those men are only beta orbiter cucks whose women sneak out and fuck Chad the first chance they get.

4/19/2017 8:11:50 AM

The Crimson Ghost

@ Pharaoh- That guy is hideous. I love admiring the buffed hotties, especially shirtless, but that human shaped lump of creatine is proof that there can be too much of a good thing.

4/19/2017 12:33:28 PM

NoriMori

"In every way I can control, I'm better than you."

Obviously not every way, because you can control your personality, and it's utter shit. Come back when you've become a decent human being, and maybe then you'll have the right to complain.

5/7/2017 11:55:14 PM

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