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Every living heterosexual man wants to fuck hot teenage girls. That's how human biology works. Most people lose their virginity as teenagers, in case you weren't aware.

Now, you can virtue signal until the cows come home, but you're no different than anyone else in that regard, and I know it as well as you, so the joke's on you.

TimRattayGotScrewed, Reddit 17 Comments [4/18/2017 11:22:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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I have no interest at all in having sex with women who are in their early to mid-20's, let alone teenage girls.

There is part of me who thinks it would be fun to do the whole "silver fox" thing but when it comes to dating, I prefer women my own age or at the most, four or five years younger than me. Though, according to the whole "half your age plus 7" rule of dating, I could get away with being in a relationship with a 26/27-year old.

4/18/2017 11:45:49 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Anyone who uses the term "virtue signaling" is a psychopath offering nothing but worthless projection.

4/18/2017 12:29:16 PM


Every heterosexual adolescent wants that. I suspect you're not qualified to judge what adult men want.

4/18/2017 12:55:31 PM


I hope he's only talking about older teenage girls(17-19),but something tells me that he isn't.

4/18/2017 2:35:02 PM

Demon Duck of Doom

@Bastethotep: Yeah, any legitimate use for the term is probably better described as concern trolling.

4/18/2017 3:19:40 PM

When I was a teenager, I was mostly attracted to women who looked around 30 years old. Teenage girls were like eww, little kids, even though they were around my age. Now that I'm approaching 50, nothing has changed. Around 30 is the ideal in terms of attractiveness, and I wouldn't touch a teen girl with a 10-foot pole. I must not be "natural", then.

4/18/2017 4:14:06 PM

Funny i always had a crush on my hot teacher in highschool rather than the girls around me.

4/18/2017 4:44:01 PM

Hu's On First

Then why do so many teenage boys have crushes on their teachers and their friends' moms? "Stacy's Mom" was inspired by one of the band members having a crush on his friend's GRANDMA as a teen. If that doesn't disprove this guy's theory, I don't know what does.

4/18/2017 7:18:56 PM


Most people lose their virginity as teenagers, in case you weren't aware.

They tend to do so with other teenagers.

....Y'wanna dab of aloe for that burn?


I confess that I have a huge thing for pretty young men who may or may not pass for late-teens....

....but even then; I would never get horndog over actual underaged teen boys. It is so wrong and it feels so wrong and when I look up "Twinks" I try hard not to get a photo of a nude guy who's obviously a kid or looks exactly like one.

And let me tell ya somethin'....I'm fine with men my own age, too....and one of the prettyboys in the above photos (Domhnall) is a man in his mid-thirties and the other has been deceased for a decade and hadn't looked that way in over 40 years (Syd)!

And this guy stayed young and pretty....

....well into his FIFTIES. He'd still be alive if he didn't have the issues that killed him.

You want a young lady; There's plenty on cute girls in their twenties....but wanting someone JUST for their looks is REALLY shallow!

Some age well....

....and retain their good looks as they get older.

....While others....

....don't (Oh, Syddy! Nooooooo!).

If she turns out to be the latter then you're a jerk for dumping her. Knowing your ilk, though....you'd avoid both because she isn't in Middle School.

4/18/2017 8:36:41 PM

sister of battle

Jesus, first you stereotype half the population, now you're stereotyping another massive part. You people just can't handle individuality, can you?

4/19/2017 1:19:54 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

What happened to "men are mentally complex"?

4/19/2017 1:37:59 AM

Mister Spak

Your stupid signaling makes people think you're a joke.

4/19/2017 4:57:42 AM


>You want a young lady; There's plenty on cute girls in their twenties....but wanting someone JUST for their looks is REALLY shallow!

This is "incels" we're talking about, Spuki. Like I keep saying about them; for all their whining about how women are "shallow", they're the most superficial motherfuckers on the planet.

I'd love to see this dipshit's explanation for the popularity of MILF porn plus the fact that you invariably see guys in their early to mid-20's at cougar bars looking to score. And I know he would probably dismiss those guys as being "beta orbiters".

I keep forgetting that "incels" think that women are used up, decrepit old crones by the time they turn 18. That's one thing I have to give PuAs credit for; at least they don't think this happens until women turn 30.

I'll again bring up the example of a co-worker at one of my first jobs out of college. She was in her early 40's, had two kids and a body that women half her age would have killed for. If she hadn't been engaged at the time and had asked me to go to bed with her, I would have said yes before she finished asking!

I'm sure any "incels" would dismiss me as being "desperate" because I was four years into what ended up being a nine-year dry spell. Not true manbabies; I could have gotten laid the night before and I still would have slept with her!

4/19/2017 5:35:37 AM

The Real James A. Wilson

I am a grown man, and I am chaste in the ways of the Lord Jesus Christ! I have no desire to engage in carnal acts with anyone, let alone the underaged, because I know that sexual gratification is not of the Lord!

4/19/2017 7:33:14 AM

Doubting Thomas

No, sorry, I'm not a creepy pedo like you, no matter how much you want to project your perversion upon everyone else.

4/19/2017 8:15:01 AM


You're really desperate to pretend that you're not abnormal, aren't you?

4/19/2017 8:31:33 AM


I might find teenage girls attractive at times, but still, I wouldn't want to be involved with one.

4/26/2017 10:13:13 AM

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